Post by cyma on Mar 6, 2014 4:22:54 GMT -5
Found this amusing post at another forum:
Number 8 is my favorite
Things I've learned from Charmed:
1. Avoid elemental demons (especially wind and water). [P3H20, All Hell Breaks Loose]
2. Listen to your mother when she tells you not to leave the house without your Chinese amulet. [Dead Man Dating]
3. Your significant other is more likely to accept that you have supernatural powers when you use them to save him from danger than when you show them off at the office. [Blind Sided, The Truth Is Out There And It Hurts]
4. If your coworker sucks, they're probably a warlock. [Season 1]
5. On the other hand, if you think they're a warlock, they might just have a twin instead. [They're Everywhere]
6. You can smash people or demons through your sun room window panes and no one will bat an eye or call the cops. [Power Outage]
7. Like Twinkies, sometimes demons come with demon filling. [Power Outage]
8. When you lose a loved one, get rid of all their pictures and don't bother summoning them ever again. [Season 4-8]
9. Death means only being allowed to attend weddings ,wiccanings and family emergencies(after an allotted amount of time to grieve that can be anywhere from a year and a half, Grams Witch Trial to over five years Prue, possibly sometime after Forever Charmed) Exceptions can be made when the deceased is given Whitelighter status(i,e. Kyle).
10. If you want to phone Japan, pick up your sister's boyfriend's phone and press just 5 buttons, Japan will pick up right away . ['They're Everywhere']
11. Don't worry if there have been several murders at your home, by about the 18th one, they start ignoring them.[throughout the series]
12. Never assume a demon is dead they may come back six times ex. Barbas
13. Always make sure your kids names start with the same letter
14. Never try to divorce a Whitelighter you just can't get rid of them
15. Never think a time traveling Whitelighter is not related to you
16. when you go back in time its not a good idea to separate your parents before you're conceived. when you think a powerful being will grow up to be evil don't try to kill him as a baby because you'll be the one to turn him evil (especially when he's destined for the sword excalibur, hello gideon, since when was King Arthur evil).
17. when you freeze time and then go back into your position and unfreeze it make sure your handbag is on the right shoulder.
18. if you think somebodies a warlock prick them because warlocks don't bleed... don't freak, frozen people don't bleed either.
19. whitelighters can't heal the dead... but Witches who borrow dying boyfriends whitelighter powers apparently can.
20. its alright if you get possessed and do horrible stuff because you're sisters will forgive, but if you are a once bad now good demon and you get possessed don't expect to be forgiven even by the woman who claims to love you.
21. the biggest tween is midnight
22. the power of three will set you free
1. Avoid elemental demons (especially wind and water). [P3H20, All Hell Breaks Loose]
2. Listen to your mother when she tells you not to leave the house without your Chinese amulet. [Dead Man Dating]
3. Your significant other is more likely to accept that you have supernatural powers when you use them to save him from danger than when you show them off at the office. [Blind Sided, The Truth Is Out There And It Hurts]
4. If your coworker sucks, they're probably a warlock. [Season 1]
5. On the other hand, if you think they're a warlock, they might just have a twin instead. [They're Everywhere]
6. You can smash people or demons through your sun room window panes and no one will bat an eye or call the cops. [Power Outage]
7. Like Twinkies, sometimes demons come with demon filling. [Power Outage]
8. When you lose a loved one, get rid of all their pictures and don't bother summoning them ever again. [Season 4-8]
9. Death means only being allowed to attend weddings ,wiccanings and family emergencies(after an allotted amount of time to grieve that can be anywhere from a year and a half, Grams Witch Trial to over five years Prue, possibly sometime after Forever Charmed) Exceptions can be made when the deceased is given Whitelighter status(i,e. Kyle).
10. If you want to phone Japan, pick up your sister's boyfriend's phone and press just 5 buttons, Japan will pick up right away . ['They're Everywhere']
11. Don't worry if there have been several murders at your home, by about the 18th one, they start ignoring them.[throughout the series]
12. Never assume a demon is dead they may come back six times ex. Barbas
13. Always make sure your kids names start with the same letter
14. Never try to divorce a Whitelighter you just can't get rid of them
15. Never think a time traveling Whitelighter is not related to you
16. when you go back in time its not a good idea to separate your parents before you're conceived. when you think a powerful being will grow up to be evil don't try to kill him as a baby because you'll be the one to turn him evil (especially when he's destined for the sword excalibur, hello gideon, since when was King Arthur evil).
17. when you freeze time and then go back into your position and unfreeze it make sure your handbag is on the right shoulder.
18. if you think somebodies a warlock prick them because warlocks don't bleed... don't freak, frozen people don't bleed either.
19. whitelighters can't heal the dead... but Witches who borrow dying boyfriends whitelighter powers apparently can.
20. its alright if you get possessed and do horrible stuff because you're sisters will forgive, but if you are a once bad now good demon and you get possessed don't expect to be forgiven even by the woman who claims to love you.
21. the biggest tween is midnight
22. the power of three will set you free
Number 8 is my favorite