Memorable Cole Turner Quotes

[Assassin Witch]

Three years worth of Charmed, and from everything that this Tall, Dark, and Handsome Man has spoken, which are your most memorable or favorite quotes?


Paige/Phoebe: Cole! You scared me.
Cole: Sorry. I didn't mean to. With the rain outside and everyone on Yen-Lo alert.
(Paige/Phoebe puts her coat on the coat rack.)
Paige/Phoebe: Yeah, Yen-Lo. That's why I rushed home.
Cole: You're chilled. Here put this on. (He offers her his jacket.)
Paige/Phoebe: Uh, you keep it.
(He pins her to the wall.)
Cole: I'm sorry. Am I making you feel... uncomfortable?
Paige/Phoebe: No, of course not. I was just wondering what "Phoebe" would think about this. (Yen-Lo leaves.)
Cole: Phoebe?
Paige/Phoebe: Uh, yeah. Your girlfriend, Phoebe. Remember?
Cole: Yes, see, the problem with Phoebe is she's so obsessed with training, she's not interested in - romance anymore.
Paige/Phoebe: That's not true. I - I mean, she-
Cole: You on the other hand, strike me as being full of passion. Desire. I miss that.
Paige/Phoebe: I gotta go. (He kisses her. Phoebe/Paige walks down the stairs.)
Phoebe/Paige: Hey! (Paige/Phoebe flips Cole over. Phoebe/Paige goes over to her.)
Paige/Phoebe: How could you do this to me?
(Cole puts up his hands innocently.)
Cole: Oh, come on. I'm just trying to have a little fun, Phoebe. Isn't that what you were complaining about me not doing?
Paige/Phoebe: Yeah, but I never meant for... did you just call me Phoebe?
Cole: Would you rather I kissed her? (He stands up.)
Paige/Phoebe: No.
Phoebe/Paige: You know? How do you know?
Cole: Well, for one thing you suck at levitating. And for another, you set me straight about the way I've been treating the real Phoebe as only a sister could.
Paige/Phoebe: You did?

~ "Enter the Demon"

[phoebe11]

Cole:You always were the smart one Piper!
Piper:Cole cut the crap!

*Season 7*

~Seven Year Witch~

[marienomad]

Cole: Keep your hands off of my pumpkin. (After saving Phoebe after being turned into a pumpkin.)

[charmed33]

Piper: How can you be so evil?
Cole: It's a gift.


Cole: [to Phoebe] We're hardly typical. I proposed to you under a hail of demon goo, and you accepted while I was bleeding to death.

[*Sammi!*]

Paige to Cole: "You were a Demon and a Lawyer? Insert joke here"

[misskitty66]

cole to leo holding the fake baby as it cries: dont look at me

[youngatheart]

This one is from the first episode that introduced
Paige and the girls were just discovering that their
mother had given birth to another daughter.
Cole says: "Apples do not fall far out of the
forbidden tree I see." followed by "And I thought
my family was screwed up."

[*Sammi!*]

I love the one bit in "Siren Song" when the sisters are sat in the kitchen and they hear this knocking and Cole appears and when Phoebe says something to him he replies "what? I did knock"

Piper: The last sister that trusted you ending up baring your demonic spawn
Cole: Not one of my finer moments...

Piper: Its odd how invested in this you are considering I helped kill you
Cole: Well, Bygones and all

[Mrs.Tunner_aka_Lady_kissable]

cole:i plan on running into a witness across the street
pheboe:cute
cole:i get cuter
piper:my sisters getting cheezy pick up lines(or something like that)

[power321]

Bunny!

[*Sammi!*]

^^ When did he say bunny?!

[colehellsangel]

I am a hopeless romantic so one of my favorite Cole quotes is one actually spoken when he was not present in the show. Its the letter that he had left for phoebe in his vault which Piper discovers in "Womb Raider"

"Phoebe,
If I am dead right now, I know it was at your hands. No one else in heaven or hell has power over me. Please don't cry; I was dead before I met you. I was born the day you loved me and my love for you will keep me alive forever."

I cried at this when I first saw the episode. Such beautiful words especially to come from a demon.

[Esmeralda]

*sniffle* That truly is beautiful. Womb Raider is one of my favorite eppis--there's SO many good lines in that one!

[~:*Destiny*:~]

I KNOW THAT EPISODE WAS GOOD! :-}

[pubesy]

AWWWWWWWWWW

[*Sammi!*]

Cole: "... Remember the vows Phoebe"
Phoebe: "Death did us part Cole, just because you figured a way to come back, doesnt mean I didnt keep my end of the deal!"

[xoFeliciaFinleyxo]

Cole: Everyone having a fun time down here (to Leo and Victor)
---Just Harried.

[paige4ever]

Save leo!

[neno]

Cole: What beauty. She doth teach the torches to burn bright.

Piper: Since when do you quote Shakespeare?

Cole: It’s a recent affliction, actually. But the demon is right, you know. It is all about love.

[*Sammi!*]

Haha! Thats a good one!

And also from Seven Year Witch
Cole (to Piper)

"You've tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five. Make that six times. But, hey, you haven't tried the chimney yet!"