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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 21, 2015 11:03:01 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 11:04:02 GMT -5
Can't believe I forgot this one. (I've Got You Under My Skin)
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 21, 2015 11:32:13 GMT -5
Can't believe I forgot this one. (I've Got You Under My Skin) Oh, yes, one of my all-time favorite scenes in the midst of one of my least-favorite epiosdes!
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Post by Astral Vision on Jul 21, 2015 11:34:50 GMT -5
I can't remember off the top of my head which season two episode this happened towards the end of, I just remember it being Jack on the other end of that phone call. Speaking of which - though I can't look for a corresponding gif now - I also like the scene with Piper chatting on the phone to Dan at breakfast and Phoebe getting up and close into Piper's personal space just to tease her. xD
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 11:36:36 GMT -5
I think Season One is Charmed at its best. The later seasons never topped it. Season One rocks because.
1. Rex and Hannah.
2. The sisters actually cared about saving Innocents.
3. Magic used for personal gain always had consequences.
4. Phoebe managed to keep all her clothes on.
5. Rex and Hannah.
6. Piper works at Quake, following her dream of one day becoming a Chef. (he only reason they had her open P3 was so that they could have muscial guest stars. *cough!* ratings gimmick! *cough!*)
7. No Elders, no Avatars, no Magic School, no fairy tales, no Magical Community.
8. Rex and Hannah.
9. The sisters were sisters who happened to be witches, not the other way around.
10. Have I mentioned Rex and Hannah?
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 21, 2015 12:05:45 GMT -5
I can't remember off the top of my head which season two episode this happened towards the end of, I just remember it being Jack on the other end of that phone call.[ Oh, yes, when Phoebe keeps Jack's phone and calls Japan. It's near the end of "They're Everywhere": Source: charmedscripts.tv/theyre_everywhere.htmThat one's from the next episode, P3 H20: Source: charmedscripts.tv/p3h20.htmSuch, such fun! Oh, the good old days! Thanks for the memories!
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Post by Astral Vision on Jul 21, 2015 13:04:43 GMT -5
Thanks, Es. I wasn't sure if the former were at the end of They're Everywhere or not, since I also remember Phoebe going back to the hospital as the ending scene which didn't coincide with that scene. With the latter, I just couldn't remember when it happened, so thanks for clearing that one up too. --- One of the best parts of season eight, Paige and Henry:
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Post by adzpower on Jul 21, 2015 13:05:46 GMT -5
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 21, 2015 18:24:56 GMT -5
Thanks, Es. I wasn't sure if the former were at the end of They're Everywhere or not, since I also remember Phoebe going back to the hospital as the ending scene which didn't coincide with that scene. With the latter, I just couldn't remember when it happened, so thanks for clearing that one up too. You're welcome! Yes, she does go back to the hospital, but that's the next to the last scene. I also thought it was from a different episode and had to go hunting for it, since I also thought it was an ending scene. Oh, yes, that's one of my favorite parts too! That definitely gem in the murky mud of S8! And I started to write something about wishing Paige and Henry were the ones we saw married by the Angel of Destiny during Forever Charmed so they wouldn't have been quite so rushed, but since that would've led to some negativity about the other two couples and since this thread is supposed to be all about positivity, I won't.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2015 18:53:34 GMT -5
Can't believe I forgot this one. (I've Got You Under My Skin) Oh, yes, one of my all-time favorite scenes in the midst of one of my least-favorite epiosdes! Yeah, looking back at season 1, it's not difficult to remind myself why Piper used to be my favourite character.
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 21, 2015 19:16:49 GMT -5
I decided to go into the character board for each of the sisters and find my favorite posts describing favorite quotes from that sister. Some have already been mentioned, but if any haven't yet and anyone wants to find gifs for them, it would make my day! First come Prue and this one shows many of her sides Piper: "Ooh, I don't know. Still believing in the Woogyman is pretty innocent. It's so cute too." Prue: "Yeah, well, you didn't think it was so cute when we were all sharing a room and she kept you up all night." Phoebe: "It was scary and it was real." (The gas man walks out of the basement.) Piper: "So? What's the verdict?" Gas man: "Bad." Prue: "Bad as in destroy my entire dinner party, or bad as in you can fix quickly, it'll just cost more than my entire education?" Gas man: "By tonight, there will be no more problems." (He walks back in the basement.) Prue: "Okay, I'm off." ---- Is There A Woogy In The House? ******************************* Phoebe: "How about the 'Nicholas Must Die' spell?" Piper: "That wasn't there before." Prue: "Well, maybe it's just Grams' way of saying, you know, welcome back... or, or front." Phoebe: "Spell pouch included at no extra charge. (Prue gets a mortar and pestle.) Uh, "Lavender, mimosa, holy thistle..." (Piper pours powder from the pouch into the mortar. It goes up in a puff of smoke.) Piper: "Oh dear!" Phoebe: "Cleanse this evil from our midst, scatter its cells throughout time, let this Nick no more exist." (Nick spins around very fast and turns into dust. The ring drops to the floor.) Prue: "Wow. I'm really glad I never got on Grams' bad side." ---- That 70's Episode ******************************* Jack: "Hey, if you can get away with wearing that, I can certainly get away with wearing this. And no wonder no one gets any work done around here, you look wooow!" Prue: "Flattery will get you nowhere." Jack: "Well, it got me this job." Prue: "Okay, look. I have to go take care of some personal things. So until I get back let’s just employ a hands off policy, meaning don’t touch anything." Jack: "Tell you what. Take your time, I’ll sit back here and make myself comfy." (He leans back in the chair and falls backwards on the floor.) Prue: "Really nice form, but the dismount could use a little work." ---------------------------------- Prue: "Um, I have something to say, okay. I have worked at Bucklands for a year and a half. And in that time I have survived take overs, near bankruptcy, and superiors from hell who have tried to kill me. So, whatever it is that you’re planning to do or have already done, nothing and I mean nothing will surprise me." ---- P3 H 2O Next comes Piper, and this definitely does the trick: Piper: I was just wondering, do you ever think of me? Leo: Yeah. Piper: In what way? As a friend sort of way... Leo: You have beautiful eyes. Piper: That's a good way. Leo: I'm sorry. That was completely inappropriate wasn't it? Piper: No, not at all. Oh, what the hell. Leo, how do you feel about women who make the first move? Leo: I don't know. I'm still waiting for it to happen. Piper: Goodness. [she kisses him] Leo: Uh, how do you feel about guys who make the second move? Piper: Love them. Piper: Come on, Phoebe, trolls and fairies? You don't believe that stuff. Phoebe: Sure, why not? Piper: Well, maybe it's time we tell her about Santa. Leo: It's just this, this whole situation - you know, Sam, your mom, those letters. He loved her. Like I love you. Piper: Leo, we've been through this before. We both know how we feel, but there are things, people involved now. Leo: Can you tell Dan the truth, Piper? Piper: That's between him and me. You and I have a job to do and I thought we agreed to try and put that first. Leo: So did Sam and your mom. Look at the outcome. Piper: You're leaving, aren't you? For good this time. Leo: I don't know. But I do know we have to stop working together because I can't stop loving you... which means I can't do my job. Piper: And I can't do mine... I don't know how to say goodbye. Phoebe: 28 minutes, 33 seconds. [Piper looks at her] Piper: Really? We ran that long? Phoebe: No, that's how long you've been comparing Leo and Dan. Piper: I haven't been comparing - I've just been... talking. Phoebe: Piper. Piper: Don't you "Piper" me. Piper: Oh, you know what? She's getting angry. And our powers don't work so good when we're angry. Mitzy Stillman: We've got them now. Piper: Yeah, you've got us now so why don't you blow us up? Phoebe: Piper, death bad, life good. Paige: Don't worry, this bimbo couldn't hit the broadside of a beauty parlour. Check out that dye job. [the blonde sisters gasp] Mabel Stillman: How dare you! [Mabel blows up the doors] Piper: Run! Piper: You better run while you can, you little rodents. [She stands up and looks up at the sky] Piper: I bet you guys think this is real funny don't ya? Haven't you taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down. I had a nice normal life once and you took that from me. You took my boyfriend, you took my life, the least you could do is leave me my freakin' car keys. I am a good person, I am a good witch and d**n it I would've made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me. I deserve... no, you know what? I demand that you send him back to me. You hear me? Right now. I am going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me. Piper: Hey, I have a great idea. Why don't I make a fabulous reunion dinner. Prue: I'm not hungry. Phoebe: I ate on the bus. Piper: Okay, we'll try the group hug later. Piper: Why didn't you save her? Leo: I tried. Piper: But you didn't. Why didn't they let you save her, too? Leo: The Elders? They couldn't. They don't have that kind of power. Piper: Then what the hell good are they? [Piper stands up and walks away from Leo and finds a tissue, Leo follows] Leo: It's okay to be angry. Piper: I'm not angry. I am pissed off! Don't you understand? You healed the wrong sister! You saved me because I'm your d**n wife, and you should've saved her because she was the best! Because she, you should. [She loses it again, overcome. Leo moves up behind her and this time, she lets him hold her] Piper: Why do they put us through so much for it to end this way? Phoebe: I mean, you're not even showing yet... except for your boobies. Piper: I'm telling you, they are large and they are definitely in charge. Phoebe: Okay, something really freaky happened last night when I was with Miles. Piper: You guys are already getting freaky? Phoebe: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You, Leo, last night, dish. Piper: Um, well, it was nice. It was... well, it was wonderful. We just had a few problems. Phoebe: Problems? Prue: What problems? Piper: Well, it's been a while since, you know, I-I was a little nervous, and I kinda kept freezing him. Prue: Piper, you didn't? Piper: I didn't mean to... the first time. Next comes Phoebe: Phoebe: I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry a$$. Phoebe: *Hey*! Don't call me sweetie! You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie! Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole. Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys. Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every time an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich... Phoebe: Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle? Phoebe: I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing. Phoebe: Anyone got a vanquish in their pocket? Phoebe: We could sure use some cosmic help right about now. Cole: [Cole and Leo went to the Underworld without telling the Charmed Ones] Okay, I know you're angry, but before you say anything, we found out that the faction is led by a Warlock named Devlin. Phoebe: Hmmm... he looked more like a Joe to me. Phoebe: Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them! Cole: Did you get my flowers? Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday. Phoebe: Ready to kick some a$$... sets? Piper: I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it. [Lifts her shirt a little to show her pregnant tummy] Phoebe: That's my niece in that belly. Paige: She's my niece, too. Phoebe: Hi, niece. It's your favorite aunt, Phoebe. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phoebe: AT&T, Power of Three. Piper: You were all over him with your breasts all... whatever... Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then. Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts. Phoebe: [about possessed shoes] Cole, these boots may be made for walkin, but they're NEVER walkin' back to you buddy. Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom. Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're a PMS monkey? [while checking out Leo] Phoebe: My Santa how you've changed. [pause] Phoebe: Those must be the finest glutes in the entire city. Piper: In the entire state. Phoebe: In all the land. Piper: I saw him first. Phoebe: Uh-uh. Piper: Uh-huh. Phoebe: Uh-uh. Piper: Uh-huh. Phoebe: Huh? Piper: Huh. Phoebe: Awh. Prue: Cop, witch. It's not a love connection. Phoebe: Boy, girl. Lighten up. And finally, Paige! Piper and Paige are at a casino, after they have gotten luck. Paige is about to roll the dice. Paige: C'mon, c'mon, baby needs a new pair of shoes! And by baby, I do mean me. ----------------------------- Paige: You used to be a demon and a lawyer? Cole: Yeah Paige: Insert joke here ------------------------- Leo: ...plus ours will be doubly magical - half Whitelighter, half witch. Paige: Hey, that's like me. Oh. You might have some problems. ----------- Paige: (walks in on Phoebe standing naked in the bath tub) Woah! Full frontal Phoebe! -------------- Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together? Paige: The plan has some flaws, admittedly... ------------ Phoebe: There's a reason nobody lives in this part of the world and it's because they all died from the cold! Paige: I thought you said you wanted air conditioning... ----------- Piper: Do I need to remind you of the big boob fiasco? Paige: No, my back still hurts. ------------- (Paige is on the phone while a dog is humping her leg) Paige: Why don't you go hump a dog!! (to the man on the phone) No, not you sir.... Hope you guys enjoyed all of these as much as I did! Got more of your own? 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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 21, 2015 19:18:27 GMT -5
Oh, yes, one of my all-time favorite scenes in the midst of one of my least-favorite epiosdes! Yeah, looking back at season 1, it's not difficult to remind myself why Piper used to be my favourite character. And I can say that looking back at Season 1, it's not difficult to remind myself why Phoebs used to be my favorite sister... (Patty was originally my favorite character).
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Post by Astral Vision on Jul 22, 2015 3:36:02 GMT -5
More Paige and Henry: And Henry with Wyatt (I couldn't find a gif for this one, nor can I find a quote of what Henry says to Wyatt), such a cute moment:
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 22, 2015 6:31:45 GMT -5
More Paige and Henry: And Henry with Wyatt (I couldn't find a gif for this one, nor can I find a quote of what Henry says to Wyatt), such a cute moment: Yeah, unfortunately Shay of charmedscripts.tv didn't do all of the scripts from Season 8 and "Engaged and Confused" is one of them that she didn't do. Such a shame - the two characters I loved most from S8! Well, the *only* characters I loved in S8, but since we're going for positivity... Shay keeps saying in their message board that she's going to work on the others, but...
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 22, 2015 6:35:39 GMT -5
I do like that scene and I love the Cranberries. It was nice to see the sisters dancing together early on. Definitely think I'll go back to season 1 once I'm done to remind myself of the good times. Okay, I admit it. I'm slow. When I first read this, I thought you meant you wanted to go through S1 looking for more good scenes. I didn't realize that you mean once you were done with S7 (I *hope* you're not going to torture yourself and go through S8...although I'd LOVE to hear what you'd say - especially because Teshik didn't go through the entire season...) that you were going to go back and do S1. That I think would be a fantastic idea, even if I don't laugh as hard as I have at these...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 11:13:01 GMT -5
Ah, the good old days, when the Charmed Ones were character you actually liked.
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Post by hayels on Jul 22, 2015 11:14:29 GMT -5
The ending was brilliant. I think they should do more but of the kids
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2015 12:09:43 GMT -5
Things I Liked About Each Season:
Season 1: Just about everything save for a handful of episodes. They did a great job of setting up the show's premise and establishing who the characters were as people. The dynamics between the original three were excellent, and Shannen, Holly, and Alyssa all had great chemistry together. The Rex & Hannah arc at the beginning of the season was well-done for a first Big Bad, and the Prue & Andy/Inspector Rodriguez one in the latter part of the season was intense and had an excellent payoff in "Deja Vu All Over Again," the show's best finale. It was sad to see Andy go, but his death was part of what gave that finale so much oomph. Hard to believe that death used to mean something on this show.
Season 2: Basically, most of the episodes save for all of the ones Jenny was in and a couple of others. While this season lacked a strong arc outside of the Piper/Leo/Dan triangle, it made up for it with some excellent standalones. "Morality Bites" still remains one of the show's best episodes ever, depicting the darker side of the sisters' powers, and "P3 H20" did a great job of setting up the backstory behind Patty's affair with Sam and her eventual death; little did they know that this backstory would help them save the show just a couple of seasons later. The sisters were all still characterized well, and you could even start to see them grow as people from Season 1. Yet, the show still stuck to its premise of sisterhood and helping innocents.
Season 3: Cole was a good addition and helped bring a new dynamic to the show. There was a lot of depth to be found in his character, even if it wasn't fully-utilized. Prue and Piper were also still pretty great and continued to grow as characters from the previous season. It was nice to see Piper and Leo marry. Like Season 2, Season 3 also had many excellent standalones, like "Once Upon a Time," "All Halliwell's Eve," "Pre-Witched," and "Sin Francisco."
Season 4: Loved Paige. Here was this intelligent young woman with social worker aspirations who suddenly found out about two half-sisters she never knew about and was thrust into this new lifestyle and given the circumstances, she handled it pretty well. She wasn't going to let being a Charmed One keep her from doing what she loved, helping others. The first several episodes did a great job of bringing Paige in and setting her apart from Prue; Rose did a good job of playing her in this season, and she certainly looked the part. The Source and Dark Phoebe storylines weren't handled the best, but they had an excellent payoff in "Long Live the Queen"/"Womb Raider"/"Witch Way Now," which could've easily ended the show.
Season 5: "Cat House" was a great episode, even if they couldn't show much of Prue. It was cool to see Paige learn about how the sisters lived before they met her, as well as just relive the memories of the earlier seasons. It was also nice to finally learn about what happened to Kit and see her get closure.
Season 6: The Chris storyline was an excellent idea with a ton of potential. "Chris-Crossed" still remains one of the very best episodes of the later years, bar none. It was great to finally learn more about who Chris was and see the dark future he came from.
Season 7: Everything from "Carpe Demon" onwards. Drake injected some much-needed life back into the show, and it was nice to see Cole finally get some closure in "Seven Year Witch." The show found one of its best villains ever in Zankou, who was intelligent, cunning, and actually a serious threat to the sisters. He nearly defeated them in the finale, an excellent episode that could've easily ended the show, letting it go out with a bang.
Season 8: Paige and Henry were a great couple, even if they were rushed too fast. They had excellent dynamics together. The Billie & Christy storyline also had a decent idea behind it, even if it was poorly-executed.
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Post by Esmeralda on Jul 22, 2015 14:48:34 GMT -5
Decided to continue the stroll down Memory Lane by posting some of the flashbacks my buddy Primrose_Empath and I used in one of our fanfics. It's an alternate universe one where Piper is the one who dies in "All Hell Breaks Loose" so these are Prue, Phoebe and Leo remembering Piper as we also remembered her and loved her.
Piper: So if Daisy's a whitelighter-to-be, doesn't that mean you used to be...
Leo: Human? Yes, it does. I was actually born right here in San Francisco. I had lived here all the way up till I went off to the war.
Piper: You mean, like Vietnam?
Leo: No. World War II. I left med school and enlisted as a medic. I wanted to help save people, not shoot them. The last thing I remember, I was bandaging a soldier's head wound and I felt a sharp pain and the next thing I know I was floating surrounded by whitelighters. They offered me immortality and the chance to help special people like you. I never once ever doubted that I didn't make the right choice. Til I met you. Ever since all I can think is how I'd give it up and have a mortal life again to have a family, grow old...with you.
Piper: Is that possible?
Leo: Yeah, I can become human again, Piper, if you want me to.
Piper: Are you kidding? I want that more than anything. I don't want to lose you again.
Leo: But...
Piper: But then you wouldn't be able to help other witches or other future whitelighters, would you? You couldn't help save the next Daisy.
--Love Hurts
Prue: When we did the spell, we must have awakened everything in the room including the disease.
Phoebe: So, do you think there’s anything different about our blood because we’re witches?
Prue: I don’t know but our first priority is to figure out how to help save these people.
Phoebe: Yeah, but even if we can find a spell to save them, how do we prevent it from spreading to other people.
Piper: You have to reverse the spell.
Phoebe: No, Piper, we can’t reverse the spell because…
Prue: You could go back into a coma, you could die.
Piper: I’m not gonna die. Just reverse the spell and call Leo so he can heal me.
Phoebe: Leo? I thought you didn’t want us to call Leo.
Piper: Well, yeah, that’s when I thought I was sick, not dying.
Prue: Piper, um, we already talked to Leo, he’s not allowed to help.
Phoebe: They won’t let him.
Piper: Oh. Great. Well thanks for doing something I specifically asked you not to do.
Phoebe: Piper, you just said…
Prue: Phoebe, give it a rest. Um, look, Piper, we don’t know the reversal spell anyway.
Phoebe: Yeah, and they won’t let us outta here to get it.
Piper: Prue can get it.
Prue: No, I can’t. Okay, I can not just astral project on command. I can’t control it like that.
Piper: You can learn to control it just like you learned to control your other power. Just concentrate.
Prue: Piper, I can’t and I won’t.
Piper: Prue, you have to try. We can’t let anybody else die.
(Prue shuts her eyes and tries to astral project. She appears in the attic. A nurse looks in the room and sees Prue standing still with her eyes closed.)
Nurse: (through the intercom) What’s wrong with her?
Phoebe: Nothing. She’s fine.
[Cut to the attic. Prue finds the spell and tries to remember it. She astral projects back into her body.]
Prue: Whoa.
Piper: Did you see it?
Prue: Yeah, Piper, I don’t…
Piper: Prue, we’ve already discussed this. For some reason there’s no magical out for me but there is for the others. Please.
--Awakened
Piper: I'm just glad you're all right.
Prue: I love you.
Piper: What did you just say?
Prue: I love you.
Piper: I think that's the first time you've said that to me.
Prue: Yeah, I know, I wish I would’ve said it a long time ago. Ever since Mom died I've been afraid to say it. I didn't want to lose anybody else.
Piper: Well, we're not going anywhere.
--From Fear to Eternity
Piper: Although I have to admit some of the things Dan said were kind of true. I do think about Leo sometimes.
Prue: Jack wasn’t wrong when he said I was on the rebound.Piper: Still it’s all so weird. One minute the four of us are laughing and having a great time…
Prue: And the next we’re acting like we hate each other. Uhh…
Piper: What?
Prue: I was just thinking about Drazi.
Piper: No way. He couldn’t have had anything to do with this. We vanquished him.
Prue: Jack’s scum.
Piper: So is Dan.
Prue: Are you scum?
Piper: No, I’m not scum.
Prue: I knew you weren’t.
--Heartbreak City
[Scene: Outside a church. Piper's sitting in her car. Someone knocks on the window. Piper gets a fright.]
Piper: Pastor Williams, you scared me.
Pastor Williams: I'm sorry. Aren't you a little early? Dropping off the unused food from the restaurant. I thought you weren't coming by until this afternoon.
Piper: I am. I mean, I'm coming back with everything.
Pastor Williams: Great. So what are you doing here now?
Piper: Nothing really. Just, uh, just thinking.
Pastor Williams: About?
Piper: Mary Estee.
Pastor Williams: Who?
Piper: It's just a stupid documentary I saw. By the way, is it true that evil beings can't go into a church without being... (She makes a noise and moves her hands to show they were hit by lightning. They laugh.)
Pastor Williams: Evil beings? You mean, like what? Vampires?
Piper: Vampires, no. I was thinking more on the lines of witches.
Pastor Williams: Witches, huh? Let me out it to you this way. I sure wouldn't wanna risk it. I gotta go. I'll see you later?
Piper: Yeah, right, absolutely. (He leaves. Piper gets out of her car and walks over to the door. Just as she's about to grab the handle, there's a crack of thunder and she runs away.)
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Piper: Okay, here's the deal. I got this friend. Has a little problem. Could be bad. Not quite sure what to tell her.
Pastor Williams: You wanna go inside?
Piper: No. I mean, I've gotta get going.
Pastor Williams: So what's the problem?
Piper: Well, she kinda, sort of thinks she might be a witch.
Pastor Williams: Witches again, huh?
Piper: Not a good thing is it?
Pastor Williams: Certainly not a question I get everyday. How well do you remember Sunday school lessons? Matthew 22:18. Thou shall not suffer a witch to live.
Piper: Meaning...
Pastor Williams: If you go by the old school, it means put her to death. She's evil.
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[Scene: Outside the church. Piper's sitting in her car.]
Piper: I have nothing to be afraid of. I have nothing to be afraid of. (She gets out of her car and walks over to the church door. She holds onto the handle and pulls it open. She pokes her foot inside to make sure nothing happens. She steps inside and smiles.) I'm good!
--I've Got You Under My Skin (Yes, Astral Vision, this is the wonderful one that you found! We love it, too!)
[Scene: Manor. Prue walks in the bathroom. Someone's in the shower. She walks over to the sink and wipes the fog off the mirror.]
Prue: Hey, Piper, will you do me a favor and feed the cat? I want to get down to the Haight. (She gets her toothbrush and toothpaste.) You know, I wanna see if that guy is still on that bus bench. You know, I just couldn't stop thinking about him all night. I mean, there's no guarantee that he'll actually be there but if he is I wanna get a better shot. (She starts brushing her teeth and then Piper walks in.)
Piper: Prue, wh-what are you doing in here?
Leo: Piper, can you hand me a towel? (Leo pulls across the shower curtain and sees Prue.) Prue!
(Prue's eyes widen.)
Prue: Leo. (Piper throws him a towel.) Nice orbs.
Piper: Bye. (Prue continues to look at Leo.) Bye.
(Prue walks backwards into the door.)
Prue: Ow.
Piper: Let me help you, let me help you. (Piper opens the door and Prue walks outside.) Alright, go on, sicko.
--Ex Libris (Hehehehehe! another one that's already been shown...) Little Prue: We're not supposed to go places with strangers.
Prue: Yes, but we're not strangers, Prue. You're safe with us and I know that you know in your heart that you can trust us.
Little Piper: If you're really family, prove it.
Piper: Prove it? How the hell are we supposed to do that?
Prue: Piper!
Little Piper: Piper. Your name's Piper too?
Piper: Uh, yeah, and not only do we have the same name... (she hits and kicks the drawer and it opens) but we have the same secrets.
--That Seventies Episode
[Scene: Outside Halliwell manor. Phoebe's sitting on the stairs drinking coffee. Piper comes out.]
Piper: You're up early.
Phoebe: I never went to sleep.
Piper: Don't tell me you put on a black conical hat and spent the night flying around the neighborhood on a broomstick?
(She sits down next to Phoebe.)
Phoebe: The only broom I've ever had was kept in a closet beside a mop.
Piper: So what were you doing?
Phoebe: Reading. Is Prue around?
Piper: She went to work early. Reading aloud?
Phoebe: No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren.
Piper: And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's manic, and a father who's invisible. (She stands up.)
Phoebe: I'm serious. She practiced powers. Three powers. She could move objects with her mind, see the future and stop time. Before Melinda was burned at the stake, she vowed that each generation of Warren witches would become stronger and stronger, culminating in the arrival of three sisters. (They walk to Piper's car.) Now, these sisters would be the most powerful witches the world has ever known. They're good witches and I think we're those sisters.
Piper: Look, I know what happened last night was weird and unexplainable, but we're not witches and we do not have special powers besides, Grams wasn't a witch and as far as we know, neither was Mom. (Piper kisses her on the cheek.) So take that, Nancy Drew.
--Something Wicca This Way Comes
(Prue notices a statue standing in the living room.)
Prue: Okay, okay, what's wrong with this picture?
Piper: Aside from me not getting paid enough?
Prue: No. What is Grams' statue still doing in the living room?
Piper: We talked about it last night remember?
Prue: Yes, I do remember, and I thought that we agreed that it was an eyesore and she was going back to storage.
Piper: That is before I learned that storage down town is now 90 bucks a month and storage here is free. So, I called Phoebe and we decided that she can stay here and last I checked we were still living in a democracy.
Prue: Okay, but Piper, she's ugly.
Piper: Majority rules, sis. Unless, you can move her.
(Prue tries to move her with her power. She can't.)
Prue: Oohh... okay, okay, that didn't work.
Piper: It's solid marble. It took eight of Phoebe's bouncer friends to move it. It's too heavy for you.
Prue: You know, my powers are still growing and one day...
Piper: You can move it into the basement. But until then--suffer.
--Which Prue Is It, Anyway?
Phoebe: February 12, 2009. That's two weeks before the date I saw in my premonition.
Prue: Alright, that should give us more than enough time to figure out what put you there.
Piper: I wonder how I look?
Phoebe: Piper, you look great but this is hardly the time ...
Piper: Not now. In the future. When we went back to the seventies we saw ourselves as kids and now we'll be seeing ourselves walking around ten years older. All that vanquishing. Think of the wear and tear.
--Morality Bites
[Scene: Manor. Prue, Piper and Phoebe walk inside.]
Prue: You know what? I've changed my mind. Maybe I should have a party after all.
Phoebe: Are you serious?
Prue: Yeah, why not? I mean, Mark is right.
Piper: Well, Prue, I'm glad you said that 'cause...
(They walk in the living room and there stands a room full of people.)
Everyone: Surprise!
Piper: Did I getcha? I gotcha.
Prue: Yeah, you got me.
Piper: Yeah.
--Dead Man Dating
Piper: Speak of the angel. I'll get that. (She answers the door.) Hey, stranger. (She grabs him and gives him a passionate kiss.)
Leo: I would have settled for a nice hello.
Piper: Didn't anyone tell you not to settle?
Leo: That's a good lesson.
Piper: I've been learning a lot of them lately.
Leo: So I've heard. Look, honestly, I didn't know you were gonna be sent to the future. I don't even know what happened when you got there. All I was told was apparently you had something to learn.
Piper: So, that's why you're here.
Leo: No. That's why you're here. You three were given a glimpse of your future to learn a valuable lesson. And I'm glad you learned it too because I know they wouldn't have brought you back if you didn't. Speaking of which, they're making me work tonight, so I can't really...
Piper: This is always gonna be a problem for us isn't it?
Leo: I'm willing to work on it.
Piper: Good. Because I'll never forget you said that.
--Morality Bites
Piper: Hey.
Leo: Hey. How are you feeling?
Piper: Okay. A little tired. Which is actually a good thing. Leo, thank you for everything you...
Leo: Couldn't let you die, Piper.
Piper: I'm very glad you couldn't. Did you get in trouble?
Leo: Yeah, actually, a lot. They found out what I did. They clipped my wings.
Piper: What?
Leo: It's not permanent. It's more like a suspension... I hope.
Piper: Leo, I-I-I don't know what to say.
Leo: You don't have to say anything. You didn't do anything, I did. I guess in the back of my mind I always hoped someday, somehow, you and I would get a second chance.
Piper: I'm with Dan now.
Leo: I know. But I also know now that I'm a mortal, I'm gonna fight for you. May the best man win.
--Awakened
[Scene: Manor. Kitchen. Leo's under the sink, fixing it. Phoebe's sitting at the table and Piper's standing up.]
Piper: So I suggested we add Crab Sautee' to the, uh, lunch menu and it was great. Sold out. Do you like crab, Leo?
Leo: You know what I’d love, Piper?
Piper: What’s that?
Leo: Is the, uh, ratchet extension. Could you hand that to me?
Piper: Sure. (Piper looks in his toolbox but doesn't know what it is. Phoebe walks over and pulls out the ratchet extension.) I knew that. (She takes it from Phoebe and gives it to Leo.) Here you go.
Leo: Thanks.
Piper: (whispering to Phoebe) Stop it. Go away. (She tries to get Phoebe to leave.) Be right back, Leo.
Leo: No problem.
(Piper and Phoebe go in the dining room.)
Piper: Stop it.
Phoebe: My sentiments exactly. Stop hinting around and ask him out already. Give him some of your crab.
Piper: Don’t be disgusting.
Phoebe: Don’t be so shy.
Piper: What if he says no?
Phoebe: Yeah, like that’ll happen.
Piper: No, I’m serious.
Phoebe: So am I.
Piper: I’m very serious. I’ve never... you know...
Phoebe: You're kidding, right?
Piper: No.
Phoebe: You’ve never asked a guy out before?
Piper: Not on a real date, no.
Phoebe: I don’t understand. Am I the only person in this family who’s inherited the take-a-chance gene?
Piper: Probably. ‘Cause if I remember my biology correctly, it’s attached to the can’t-mind-my-own-business gene.
--The Witch is Back
Leo: Piper, are you mad at me?
Piper: No, don't be ridiculous. Why would I be mad at you?
Leo: I don't know, that's why I'm asking. What is it?
Piper: It's just, um, Dan.
Leo: Oh. Never mind, sorry I asked.
(Leo stands up.)
Piper: Um, he's-he's going to be... (Piper stands up.) he's going to be very upset when he finds out... (pause) you're the one that I really love.
Leo: Yeah?
Piper: Yeah. (They kiss.)
--Murphy's Luck
Phoebe: Okay. You want to go first?
Piper: No. You go first.
Phoebe: Okay.
(Phoebe snatches a piece of paper from Piper.)
Piper: Hey. That’s not fair.
Phoebe: You want a man who is single, smart, endowed?
Piper: Employed.
Phoebe: Oh, sorry, employed. A man who loves sleeping in on Sunday, sunset bike rides (laughs), cuddling by a roaring fire (laughs) and late-night talks. A man who loves love as much as you do (laughs). Wow. You’re a romantic.
Piper: Yep. Your turn. You want the sexy, silent type that finds you driving through town on the back of a Harley at 3:00 in the morning. A man who appreciates scented candles, body oils and Italian sheets (laughs).
Phoebe: He’s about hunger and lust and danger and even though you know all this, even though you know he’ll never meet your friends or share a holiday meal with your family, you still can’t stay away. And he recycles.
Piper: He recycles?
Phoebe: Yeah. And I think it goes without saying we both want a man who is well...employed.
Piper: You’re seriously twisted.
--Dream Sorcerer (I always get a kick that Piper was describing Leo and Phoebe was describing Cole!)
Prue: Yeah, I'm serious. I mean, you know, think about it. I mean, we did great today and now tonight it's like we're just...
Piper: Finding a balance in our lives?
Prue: Exactly.
Piper: I do feel pretty good.
Prue: Yeah, I think we're gonna be okay.
Piper: Except there's still our little secret.
Prue: Oh, Piper, everybody has little secrets including Jack and Dan.
Piper: Yeah, unless they're transvestite Nazi war criminals with great face lifts, then I think we've got them beat.
Prue: Okay, so we're never gonna have normal lives.
Piper: Not ever.
Prue: That doesn't mean we can't try sometimes.
Piper: With someone like Dan perhaps?
Prue: With whoever, sweet girl. I just want you loved.
Piper: Thanks.
Prue: You're welcome.
--Heartbreak City
Grams: We are gathered here today to unite two souls as one. Do you, Leo Wyatt, and Piper Halliwell, join us here of your own free will to acknowledge the eternal bond shared by both of you?
Leo: I do.
Piper: I do.
Grams: You may face each other, join hands. (They do so.) Uh, Leo, you may recite your vows.
Leo: Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soulmate. All I am is yours.
Grams: Piper...
Piper: Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.
Grams: Here before witnesses, Leo and Piper have sworn their vows towards each other. With this cord, I bind them to those vows.
(A rope is loosely tied around their hands.)
Piper, Leo: Heart to thee, body to thee, always and forever, so mote it be.
Grams: So mote it be.
All: So mote it be.
--Just Harried
[Scene: Quake. Piper comes out of the kitchen and go towards Leo.]
Piper: Sorry. Small mutiny in the kitchen. (She sits down.) Where were we?
Leo: Piper there’s something I need to tell you.
Piper: Yeah?
Leo: Uh, look. Forgive me, but I could be summoned at any moment, so I have to tell you this now. I can’t…I can’t, uh…I can’t believe how much I missed you.
Piper: Well Leo, I missed you too, but what do you mean "summoned"? Summoned where?
(Harry comes out of the kitchen and stands by the door.)
Harry: Hey, uh…Piper. No respect I can live with, OK, but where the hell is my coriander?
(He goes back into the kitchen.)
Piper: OK. That’s it. I’m ending this now.
(Piper gets up and heads towards the kitchen. Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe: Oh my gosh. You know.
Piper: Of course I know. The whole restaurant knows. Didn’t you hear him scream across the room?
Phoebe: (To Leo.) I thought it was a secret.
Leo: Phoebe...
Piper: I wish. It will probably be in the newspaper tomorrow.
Phoebe: No. It can’t be. Look Piper, he never meant to hurt you.
Piper: Phoebe, please. You haven’t even meet the manic yet. What’s gotten into you?
(Piper goes into the kitchen. Phoebe looks questionably at Leo.)
Leo: She’s talking about the new chef.
--Secrets and Guys
[Scene: P3. Prue is wearing a very sexy outfit.]
Phoebe: Oh.. Well, well. And I thought the heat wave was over.
Piper: Yeah, Prue. You look hot.
Prue: I’m just grateful to be back in heels.
Phoebe: Let me see. Oh, yeah. You definitely have that walk down.
Prue: Well, we’ll see if Alan agrees with that.
Phoebe: Alan? I thought you thought he wasn’t interested.
Prue: Yeah, I was wrong. Just a little gender confusion.
Piper: Looks like you learned a few things about being a woman by being a man.
Prue: Actually, I did. I mean, we’re different, which I’m glad about that. But we’re also similar in many ways. You know, we all feel the same emotions. It’s just that if we don’t communicate honestly, then we read between the lines and tend to get everything screwed up.
Piper: And sometimes it’s just up to us to open the door first... take a chance
(They see Dan)
Prue: Oh, you finally called him, huh?
Piper: I got some good advice from the brother I never had. Excuse me.
Prue: You’re welcome.
(She goes to meet Dan.)
Prue: So, what about you, Phoebs?
Phoebe: Me, uh? (She sees Owen) I actually have an appointment with a doctor I’ve been dying to see. I’m still running a little bit hot.
Prue: I see that. He winked at you
(Phoebe goes to meet Owen. The Cranberries start to play.)
Piper: Glad you could make it.
Dan: Are you kidding? I’m just glad you called. Truth is I’ve been waiting to call you for some time now.
Piper: Really? I never would guess.
Dan: You wanna dance?
Piper: Sure.
(They join Phoebe and Owen and start to dance.)
Prue: Alan, hey... Good to see you.
Alan: I’m glad you called back, Prue. I have to admit. I didn’t think you would.
Prue: Well, I wasn’t going to at first. But then I met this really nice guy who encouraged me to go ahead.
Alan: Yeah? Who is he? I wanna thank him.
Prue: Oh, no. I’ll thank him.... Cranberries.
Alan: Let’s go.
(They join Piper and Dan and Phoebe and Owen. Then we see the girls dancing with their guys.)
--She's a Man, Baby, a Man (Yup, that one is *my* favorite memory - had to include that...)
[Cut to inside. Phoebe is dancing with Ethan; Prue and Piper are sitting at the bar.]
Prue: You know, I never knew how exhausting not having a job could be.
Piper: Table four needs to be bussed.
Prue: Okay, I'm serious. You know, it's like having a job just sort of made this whole Charmed thing less stressful. It gave me something else to worry about.
Piper: So the Prue of old wins out after all.
Prue: I like being busy.
Piper: And why mess with a good thing?
Prue: Yeah, I just need to find something that I love getting busy at.
Piper: Speaking of gettin' busy, check out our little sister.
(They watch Phoebe dancing with Ethan.)
Prue: Oh, my. Just hope she doesn't do eighties dancing.
--Animal Pragmatism
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