Post by Patrick on Sept 2, 2009 0:20:56 GMT -5
hehe, hope you enjoy.
No specific plot.
Two men are at a coffee shop, having friendly conversation when one of them tells a bad joke.
"So this dyslexic man walks into a bra, right?"
"Dude, you like totally messed up the joke."
"No, dude that's the point. That's the punchline, do you get it?"
"I guess. Hey did you hear about the three blondes?"
"No, dude, tell me."
"So three blonde chicks all have inferior issues or whatever, right? So the first one says, I want to have long brunette hair and an angel for a husband. Then she became someone three times better than her and got a new job as a club owner."
The other man listens intently.
"The second blonde says she wants short as f**k hair, and a businessman for a husband. She then became someone twice as better as her and also a new job as an advice columnist."
The man waits for his friend to continue.
"So the third blonde said she wanted red wavy hair and an addict for a husband. She became someone not so better than her and lost her job."
The other man didn't laugh. "I don't get it."
His friend made a little chuckle, "Dude, I'm talking about the girls."
Darryl then gets the joke as he laughs and punched his green eyed friend, "Good one, Chris."
No specific plot.
I'm Not Joking
a shorty by Patrick
a shorty by Patrick
Two men are at a coffee shop, having friendly conversation when one of them tells a bad joke.
"So this dyslexic man walks into a bra, right?"
"Dude, you like totally messed up the joke."
"No, dude that's the point. That's the punchline, do you get it?"
"I guess. Hey did you hear about the three blondes?"
"No, dude, tell me."
"So three blonde chicks all have inferior issues or whatever, right? So the first one says, I want to have long brunette hair and an angel for a husband. Then she became someone three times better than her and got a new job as a club owner."
The other man listens intently.
"The second blonde says she wants short as f**k hair, and a businessman for a husband. She then became someone twice as better as her and also a new job as an advice columnist."
The man waits for his friend to continue.
"So the third blonde said she wanted red wavy hair and an addict for a husband. She became someone not so better than her and lost her job."
The other man didn't laugh. "I don't get it."
His friend made a little chuckle, "Dude, I'm talking about the girls."
Darryl then gets the joke as he laughs and punched his green eyed friend, "Good one, Chris."
