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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 12, 2022 10:48:40 GMT -5
To give us riddles and find out who is who.
Why do we have ourselves a twin out there?
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Post by forbuss on Oct 7, 2022 9:50:50 GMT -5
Because God got bored so he reused some DNA.
Why are post it note yellow?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 7, 2022 11:42:09 GMT -5
They reflect the sun.
What were our ancestors?
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Post by forbuss on May 10, 2023 9:01:07 GMT -5
Groundhogs.
Can you drink white out?
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Post by lunchking on May 11, 2023 21:19:36 GMT -5
Yes, it'll whiten your teeth in the process.
Why do we lose our baby teeth?
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Post by forbuss on May 15, 2023 7:25:41 GMT -5
The tooth fair yanks them out and sells them on the black market.
Why do ziploc bags need to close?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 15, 2023 9:18:48 GMT -5
All will fall out then.  Why does the wind exist? |
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Post by forbuss on May 15, 2023 9:37:23 GMT -5
To blow air into our lungs.
Why do cellphones die?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 16, 2023 8:42:49 GMT -5
That we don't use them all the time.
Why does the sun shine?
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Post by forbuss on May 16, 2023 8:59:40 GMT -5
Cause pale skin is unsightly.
Is cold tea still tea?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 17, 2023 8:31:46 GMT -5
No, coffee. Why does it rain? |
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Post by forbuss on May 24, 2023 13:09:11 GMT -5
It's god's pee!
Why do babies even need diapers?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 25, 2023 13:07:35 GMT -5
To hold in their water.
Why do we cry?
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Post by forbuss on May 25, 2023 13:16:44 GMT -5
It's pee coming out of our eyes.
Why does fire hurt?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 26, 2023 9:41:23 GMT -5
Because its the devil's teeth.
Why do we have legs?
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Post by forbuss on May 29, 2023 12:59:35 GMT -5
Because we need to be different than worms.
What are eyebrows?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 30, 2023 8:36:28 GMT -5
The rest of our ape hair.
Why do we talk?
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Post by forbuss on Jun 1, 2023 8:38:40 GMT -5
Because grunting doesn't get the point across.
Why do we need to read?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Jun 1, 2023 9:03:48 GMT -5
To keep our brain occupied.
Why do trees grow toward heaven?
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Post by forbuss on Jun 5, 2023 7:57:03 GMT -5
Because they'd burn from the earth's core if they grew down.
Why are cows so ugly?
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