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Post by zoeysmom on May 20, 2022 12:24:44 GMT -5
Cats knocking the bottles off the shelves. Why do cats like knocking stuff off?
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Post by forbuss on May 20, 2022 13:24:19 GMT -5
Because they are trying to kill ghosts.
Why does the internet exist?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 20, 2022 15:48:35 GMT -5
So that we wouldn't communicate with fire anymore. lol
Why are we afraid of thunder?
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Post by forbuss on May 24, 2022 11:49:10 GMT -5
Because it makes us poo our pants.
How many pickles did Peter Piper pick?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 25, 2022 10:36:30 GMT -5
100.
What is Neverland?
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Post by forbuss on May 25, 2022 12:57:13 GMT -5
Michael Jacksons theme park.
Why do pens need ink?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 26, 2022 12:18:12 GMT -5
It's their blood.
What is the DNA?
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Post by forbuss on May 27, 2022 14:06:57 GMT -5
Do Not Access!
What is a map?
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Post by zoeysmom on May 28, 2022 8:31:21 GMT -5
A map is something that allows you to summon gold-hoarding, fire-breathing dragons. What's water?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 28, 2022 9:05:05 GMT -5
God's gift from heaven.
What is the wind?
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Post by zoeysmom on May 30, 2022 14:21:01 GMT -5
A demon trying to steal leaves from your trees to hurt innocents. What is fire?
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Post by Chrisaholic on May 31, 2022 10:34:01 GMT -5
Lucifer in disguise, along with his twin sister Hel.
Why do we snore sometimes?
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Post by forbuss on May 31, 2022 13:22:10 GMT -5
Snoring is triggered by farting.
Why do we get sun burns?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Jun 1, 2022 12:19:59 GMT -5
To remind us that someone is out there who's hotter than us.
Why can birds fly?
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Post by forbuss on Aug 2, 2022 12:49:20 GMT -5
To remind us that someone is out there who's hotter than us. Why can birds fly? Because they are filled with helium. What's in hand sanitizer?
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Post by zoeysmom on Aug 3, 2022 12:50:54 GMT -5
Hand sanitizer has coffee and the hopes and dreams of germaphobes everywhere in it. What is air?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Aug 3, 2022 13:19:23 GMT -5
Combined from oxygen and damn, I forgot. Why does the sun shine?
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Post by forbuss on Aug 18, 2022 9:41:21 GMT -5
Because we can't see in the dark.
Why do people get cold sores?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Aug 18, 2022 10:57:37 GMT -5
Body's reaction to heat. lol
Why are people envious?
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Post by forbuss on Sept 12, 2022 9:09:17 GMT -5
Because they're infected with the sin of envy Why do twins look alike?
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