forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 17, 2020 19:12:56 GMT -5
Someone pushed it.
Do leaves look like grapes?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 18, 2020 11:41:40 GMT -5
Eh, not exactly. Only when transparent.
Why does wine exist?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 18, 2020 12:04:26 GMT -5
It's gods pee.
What should I do with this potato?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 19, 2020 8:58:03 GMT -5
Fry it.  Why do cows give milk? |
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 19, 2020 9:32:27 GMT -5
It's how they pee.
Why do rabbits turn color in winter?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 20, 2020 10:50:59 GMT -5
To have some time for themselves in that period of time. Why do the seasons exist? |
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Post by forbuss on Sept 20, 2020 11:15:52 GMT -5
They don't!!
How old am I?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 21, 2020 10:36:06 GMT -5
One year older than last year, obviously.
Why does the sun shine?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 21, 2020 20:48:21 GMT -5
So we don't get scurvey.
When will it snow?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 22, 2020 10:04:29 GMT -5
When the world turns upside down. When do we learn to fly? |
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Post by forbuss on Sept 22, 2020 17:20:13 GMT -5
When we get pushed out of our windows.
What happened to Charmed?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 23, 2020 9:31:22 GMT -5
Lost in an endless rerun, at least here. Why do birds exist? |
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Post by forbuss on Sept 24, 2020 22:29:16 GMT -5
To hold the sky up.
Are cars just giant bugs?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 25, 2020 4:09:30 GMT -5
Would say so. When does Santa come? |
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 25, 2020 8:05:33 GMT -5
Valentines Day.
When was the Easter bunny born??
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 26, 2020 13:50:17 GMT -5
On Christmas Day.
Why does the human need hair?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 27, 2020 0:35:42 GMT -5
For something to comb.
Why do apples have stems?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 27, 2020 9:13:34 GMT -5
To be put in our hands.
Why do the trees exist?
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Post by forbuss on Sept 27, 2020 18:50:31 GMT -5
To block the view of ugly neighbours
Why do you need to brush your teeth?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 28, 2020 8:48:24 GMT -5
To not stink from them.
Why do we love pizza?
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