forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 28, 2020 10:33:31 GMT -5
Because we love circle shaped things
Why do we need crosswalks?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 29, 2020 11:11:08 GMT -5
To get not hit by cars?
When will the human fly?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 29, 2020 12:12:38 GMT -5
When pigs fly.
Why do we drink water?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Sept 30, 2020 9:57:11 GMT -5
To not dry out.
Why do we have teeth?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Sept 30, 2020 10:00:48 GMT -5
To chew bones.
When is Christmas?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 1, 2020 10:19:39 GMT -5
When Easter Bunny and Santa Claus meet.
What is the North pole?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 1, 2020 12:11:56 GMT -5
A giant candy cane in Nunavut.
Why do houses need siding?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 2, 2020 10:18:08 GMT -5
To look nice on the front. Why do we walk?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 2, 2020 15:29:54 GMT -5
Because running hurts too much.
Is Lana Del Rey a hologram?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 3, 2020 9:10:11 GMT -5
Clearly.
What is Star Trek?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 3, 2020 13:05:39 GMT -5
A lie!!
When does it get cold?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 4, 2020 9:16:57 GMT -5
When pigs fly and the sun turns yellow.
What is the moon?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 4, 2020 9:24:00 GMT -5
A orb of milk and moth wings.
Why do leaves fall off trees?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 5, 2020 10:34:36 GMT -5
To signal the animals to leave the forest. What is the weather?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 5, 2020 12:39:07 GMT -5
Gods emotions.
Why do puddles form?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 6, 2020 13:29:52 GMT -5
There's dwarf's piss. What is a cloud?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 6, 2020 19:25:11 GMT -5
Angel farts.
Why is makeup so expensive?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 7, 2020 13:34:54 GMT -5
Because pigs are testing it for us.
What is Halloween?
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forbuss
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Post by forbuss on Oct 7, 2020 19:26:34 GMT -5
A holiday invented by people without kids so they can laugh at parents dealing with their kids sugar rush and rotten teeth.
Why does coffee wake me up?
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Post by Chrisaholic on Oct 8, 2020 10:55:45 GMT -5
Because you're a coffeeholic. Did we land on the moon?
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