Post by lordchao on Aug 8, 2013 23:02:52 GMT -5
As the story begins, Christina Aguilera's Fighter is playing in the backround. The mansion is quiet but the sound of Christina's voice echo's throughout the house. Prueturner, is twerking inside the study hall preparing a curse on her reluctant mother-in-law, Merolda.
"I AM A FIGHTER!!! I AIN'T GONNA STOOO.." Suddenly there was a noise and Prueturner turns around.
"Who goes there!?" Prueturner exclaims.
"Just me boo" enters Nick Halliwell. "I saw that ass twerking and thought I'd stop in for some Prue'lovin".
"Yeah well, not gonna happen right now." said Prueturner.
"What are you making? Looks like a Grande Potion!" said Nick.
"NOTHING...nothing!" "Just uhhh...a cake mix for your mom Merolda!" said a shaken Prueturner.
"Well I have to summon the power of cheese, apparently I have a meeting with Alex Partofme and his Motzel staff" said Nick.
"Have fun sweetie! *twerks to make Nick disappear to meeting*"
All the while, Merolda, who was watching the whole time using her ShoutMirror, can see what Prueturner was cooking up for her. Prueturner continues to make the potion to curse her mother-in-law.
Suddenly, a wind starts to kick up. The mansion begins to hallow a sound much like Demi Lovato's voice cracking a glass with her singing. Prueturner gets a knot in her stomach and races towards the spiral staircase when all of a sudden, a beam of dark light flashes in front of her. A old decrepit face emerges from the dark light and suddenly a full body transforms. Out comes Merolda, with spiders suddenly oozing down her leg from the cobwebs.
"WHAT were you doing!?" said Merolda, the voice carrying out through the house.
"You know damn well what I was doing you wretched witch!" exclaimed Prueturner. "I was in the middle of a photoshop session putting my face on a set and you shut off my computer!"
"I told you, you will NEVER take my son away from me! And you never came out of SIN to make us sets!" the ghostly old Merolda said.
At this time, the potion, behind Prueturners back, started to glow. Prueturner had an idea to distract her and throw the potion at her when she wasn't looking.
"Oh look over there! I see Lolene getting a record deal!" shouted Prueturner.
"WHERE!? WHEN!?" distracted Merolda said.
Prueturner then focuses her energy on the spell, and throws the potion at Merolda.
"...hey Lolene isn't....WAAAAT DID YOU DOOOOO" the screams of Merolda bursting out
"Pay back is a bitch, isn't it Merolda?" said Prueturner.
As Merolda was writhing in pain, she suddenly stops and with a choking sound much like Rihanna sounded like, and falls to the ground.
Prueturner quickly picks up Merolda using her power, and stuffs Merolda in a old cobwebbed lonely little chest in the attic.
"...just hope no one was watching" a frightened Prueturner said.
Out of the corner, a yellow eye can be seen, and it quickly fades away. As Prueturner walks away into the living room, sounds are made in the attic. Merolda's blood is seeping out of the chest, and a finger suddenly appears out of the box. A light scream echos inside the box.
Sirens are heard wailing in the backround, could this be the end of Prueturner? Where was Nick Halliwell during this fight? Stay tuned...
"I AM A FIGHTER!!! I AIN'T GONNA STOOO.." Suddenly there was a noise and Prueturner turns around.
"Who goes there!?" Prueturner exclaims.
"Just me boo" enters Nick Halliwell. "I saw that ass twerking and thought I'd stop in for some Prue'lovin".
"Yeah well, not gonna happen right now." said Prueturner.
"What are you making? Looks like a Grande Potion!" said Nick.
"NOTHING...nothing!" "Just uhhh...a cake mix for your mom Merolda!" said a shaken Prueturner.
"Well I have to summon the power of cheese, apparently I have a meeting with Alex Partofme and his Motzel staff" said Nick.
"Have fun sweetie! *twerks to make Nick disappear to meeting*"
All the while, Merolda, who was watching the whole time using her ShoutMirror, can see what Prueturner was cooking up for her. Prueturner continues to make the potion to curse her mother-in-law.
Suddenly, a wind starts to kick up. The mansion begins to hallow a sound much like Demi Lovato's voice cracking a glass with her singing. Prueturner gets a knot in her stomach and races towards the spiral staircase when all of a sudden, a beam of dark light flashes in front of her. A old decrepit face emerges from the dark light and suddenly a full body transforms. Out comes Merolda, with spiders suddenly oozing down her leg from the cobwebs.
"WHAT were you doing!?" said Merolda, the voice carrying out through the house.
"You know damn well what I was doing you wretched witch!" exclaimed Prueturner. "I was in the middle of a photoshop session putting my face on a set and you shut off my computer!"
"I told you, you will NEVER take my son away from me! And you never came out of SIN to make us sets!" the ghostly old Merolda said.
At this time, the potion, behind Prueturners back, started to glow. Prueturner had an idea to distract her and throw the potion at her when she wasn't looking.
"Oh look over there! I see Lolene getting a record deal!" shouted Prueturner.
"WHERE!? WHEN!?" distracted Merolda said.
Prueturner then focuses her energy on the spell, and throws the potion at Merolda.
"...hey Lolene isn't....WAAAAT DID YOU DOOOOO" the screams of Merolda bursting out
"Pay back is a bitch, isn't it Merolda?" said Prueturner.
As Merolda was writhing in pain, she suddenly stops and with a choking sound much like Rihanna sounded like, and falls to the ground.
Prueturner quickly picks up Merolda using her power, and stuffs Merolda in a old cobwebbed lonely little chest in the attic.
"...just hope no one was watching" a frightened Prueturner said.
Out of the corner, a yellow eye can be seen, and it quickly fades away. As Prueturner walks away into the living room, sounds are made in the attic. Merolda's blood is seeping out of the chest, and a finger suddenly appears out of the box. A light scream echos inside the box.
Sirens are heard wailing in the backround, could this be the end of Prueturner? Where was Nick Halliwell during this fight? Stay tuned...