Charmed's Twelve Days of Christmas

[Esmeralda]

I posted this in the General Discussion thread, but since it was posted at fanfiction.net by Kalena in 2004 (so during S5) and it's so perfectly S5, I had to put it here.
Enjoy, and have a Merry Christmas!

Charmed's Twelve Days of Christmas

Piper:
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
a baby in the family tree.

Paige:
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree.

Phoebe:
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree.

Cole:
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

(Phoebe glares at him)

Phoebe:
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me
five shiny things.
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

(This time Cole glares at Jason who has suddenly appeared)

Cole:
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

Piper (sighing):
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

Paige:
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

The Charmed Ones:
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
nine nymphs a-dancing,
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

Piper:
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
ten warlocks weeping,
nine nymphs a-dancing,
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

Leo:
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
eleven Pipers sniping,
ten warlocks weeping,
nine nymphs a-dancing,
eight plot-lines milking,
seven demons winning,
six words dismaying,
five shiny things,
four bad words,
three big gems,
two great loves
and a baby in the family tree

All:
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

Piper only:
twelve Leo's plumbing

Leo:
eleven Pipers sniping,

Phoebe:
ten warlocks weeping,

Paige:
nine nymphs’ a-dancing,

Piper:
eight plot-lines milking,

Paige:
seven demons winning,

Cole:
six words dismaying,

Phoebe (pretending not to see him):
five shiny things,

Cole (loudly):
four bad words,

Phoebe (even louder):
three big gems,

Paige:
two great loves

Leo and Piper:
and a baby in the family tree

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[Chrisaholic]

LOL So fitting for that time of the year.