Episode two to my series

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posted by oOoCharmedoOo


This is basically the second episode. please read my first one first, or you will have no idea what idea is going on. I wrote it to be like... 6x02, and my other one was 6x01...
Here it is, or part one atleast lol

Something’s Wrong in Hong Kong
By: Cortlyn Authement

Part One
We see the girls, just back from their vacation in Atlantis, and Leo about to tell them who the Source is.
Leo: This is the worst part about my whole job.
Phoebe: You’re going to have to tell us, so you might as well do it now.
Leo: Sorry, their calling.
Piper: How convenient.
Phoebe: Why do I have a really bad feeling about this?
Paige: And I don’t have foresight anymore…<br>Piper: We haven’t come in contact with any warlocks and not vanquished them lately.
Phoebe: I think I know who it is.
Paige: ReAlLy???
Phoebe: And I think I’m the reason he didn’t want to say it.
Leo orbs back in.
Leo: Remember the Zen Master that you helped save when you went to Limbo?
Piper: That time I died?
Phoebe: Which time was that?
Piper: I’ve died so many times I think I lost track…<br>They all smile.
Leo: Anyway, he alerted the Elders to some weird activity in China, specifically Hong Kong.
Phoebe gets a really bad look on her face and starts to shake.
Piage: Oh my god, Phoebe, what’s wrong?
Phoebe: I…I…I,I,I…<br>Phoebe falls to the ground.
Leo grabs her risk to feel her pulse.
Leo: She’s alive, but she’s out cold.
Piper: Get her to her bed. Can you heal her?
Leo: The new Elders are enforcing the rules strictly now, so that they don’t get put in the same situation as the last ones.
Piper: I have a few choice words for those guys.
Paige: Piper, we really need to help Phoebe right now.
Piper: Okay, but when we are done with her, I’ll have a few choice words for them…<br>Paige: PIPER!
Piper: What?
Paige: I can’t lift her by myself!
Piper: Oh, right.
They lift Phoebe off the ground and get her to her bed.
Paige: I think I know why she passed out…<br>Piper: Why?
Paige: Where is Jason right now?
Piper: In… *gasp*
Paige: Exactly.
Piper: You think he’s the-
Paige: Way ahead of you.
End of Part One.

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Part Two
Paige begins thumbing through the book.
Piper: Don’t you think if Jason was in the book, we would have noticed it?
Paige: Well, there is something funny about this one part of it.
Piper: Oh…I never noticed.
Paige: Piper, it’s okay, you’re a mom, now a mom with twins and a Pure-baby, you’ve got a lot on your plate at the moment.
Piper: I know, but it still feels weird to be one step behind…<br>Paige smiles and gives Piper a hug.
Paige: Here. See how these this page is thicker than all the other ones?
Piper: Yeah?
Paige: I think that it’s two pages stuck together.
Piper: Pull it apart!
Paige: And risk tearing them? Then they would be useless.
Piper: True… So what are we supposed to do?
Paige: LEO!
Leo orbs in from Phoebe’s bedside.
Leo: Yes?
Piper: Who’s the Source?
Leo: A warlock name Nosaj the Forgotten.
Piper: We wish we could forget about him.
Paige: Leo, go get a piece of paper, a marker, and a mirror.
Leo: Why?
Paige gives him a look and he goes without an answer.
Piper: The forgotten??
Paige: It’s just to make him seem more powerful.
Piper: I’m betting he doesn’t need it anymore is he’s the Source.
Paige: He’s the new Source, he might not have mastered his powers yet.
Piper: He mastered them enough to summon that giant pimple.
Leo orbs back in and hands Paige what she asked for.
Paige writes the name JASON and then writes NOSAJ and holds the paper up so they can see it.
Paige: Jason on the top, Nosaj on the bottom.
Then she holds it up in front of the mirror.
Piper: Nosaj on the top and Jason on the bottom.
Leo: I can’t believe we missed that.
Paige: Well nobody wants Phoebe to be in love with another Source.
Piper: You always seem to be the one who can see through Phoebe’s boyfriends, just like Prue could. And again, I am one step behind.
Paige: Don’t worry about it. Leo, I need to separate these two pages of the book, but I can’t risk tearing them. You were a handyman right?
Leo: There is a solvent that eats glue.
Paige: Mind going get some?
Leo: No…<br>Piper: Since when did my husband become your errand boy?
Paige: He’s not, we just don’t have time to do that.
Piper: Couldn’t we just separate the pages with a spell?
Paige: Yeah, we could.
Paige and Piper: I’ll write it.
Paige: You can take this one; I’ll go check on Phoebe and stop Leo.
Paige leaves the room and Piper begins to write the spell, still taking in all the information that had been dealt to her.
Piper (to herself): Poor Phoebe…<br>A tear ran down her cheek and she finished the spell.
We then zoom in on Paige, who is looking down at Phoebe.
Paige: I’m so sorry.
End of Part Two.

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Part Three
We now find ourselves in Phoebe’s dreams, where she is in a hotel room alone with Jason.
Phoebe: I love you.
They kiss.
Jason: I’m the Source.
Phoebe: What?
Jason: I’m going to kill you.
Phoebe: No.
Jason: Yes. I am going to kill you.
He pulls out a knife and kills her.
That dream dissipates and we see Phoebe at the altar in the underworld where she was appointed queen of the underworld. Jason is standing next to her.
Jason: You are going to be my queen.
Phoebe wants to say no, but she can’t open her mouth. The ceremony continues and Jason agrees. It comes time for Phoebe to agree to the joining, and then her mouth opens and says “yes,” then stares down at her mouth as if she didn’t mean to say that.
Jason: Now my queen, let’s go and make an heir.
Phoebe wants to say no so badly and tries to resist Jason, but in the end, she sees herseld walking with him, staring down at her feet as if they aren’t hers and someone else is moving them.
That dream dissipates and we return to Phoebe’s body, lying sweaty on the bed next to Paige.
Paige lets go of her hand and walks off to the attic.
Paige: Piper, you done with that spell?
Piper: Yeah.
Paige walks up and stands next to the book.
Piper: These two pages stuck together,
Have a bond we wish to sever.
Tear them, make them separate,
Make this connection dissipate.
With that, we see Paige begin to split in half, forming a new Paige.
Paige: PIPER! Stop reading the spell.
Piper sees Paige, half gasps and half laughs, and then stops reading it. Paige stops separating but is now left with two separate bodies from only the shoulder up.
Two Paiges: Okay, either you need to finish it, or we’ve got a Siamese Paige to deal with.
Piper (to herself): As if one wasn’t enough…<br>Paige: We have four ears and you expected us to miss that?
Piper: All right, I’m finishing it.
Take this one and make it two,
But what’s inside do not misconstrue.
Paige splits into two whole bodies.
Paige looks at herself.
Paige #1: We look good.
Paige #2: Piper, which one of us looks better?
They both turn and look at Piper.
Leo walks back in.
Leo: Whoa-hooo.
Piper: you mean hoe… Ughem, we accidentally made two.
Both Paiges: Hey Leo…<br>Leo: I got the solvent…<br>Piper: Good, cuz it looks like we got another spell gone awry over here.
Leo: It does look that way now doesn’t it…?
End of Part Three.

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Part Four
Leo: Shouldn’t you be looking for a way to put them back together?
Piper: No, we need one to make up for no Phoebe.
Paige 1: I’m hungry.
Paige 2: I’m thirsty.
Phoebe: Well, I’m Phoebe and I think I’m seeing double.
Piper: You’re out of bed?
Phoebe: No Piper I’m still in bed…What do you think?
Paiges: A little cranky now aren’t we?
Phoebe: That’s enough to give me a migraine…<br>Leo: Now can we put them back together?
Piper: …no…<br>Leo: But Phoebe’s up, we don’t need one to make up for her.
Piper: I made that up. I don’t know how to put her back together.
Phoebe: Couldn’t you just reverse the spell?
Piper: Tried it.
Paige 1: Maybe we were meant to be like this for whatever we need to do in China.
Phoebe: Please don’t remind me…<br>Piper: Leo, why don’t you apply that solvent to the book?
Leo: Okay.
Phoebe: What are you talkin’ about?
Piper: Two pages of the book are stuck together and we think the warlock is on them.
Phoebe: And you tried separating them…<br>Piper: And separated the wrong pages…<br>Phoebe: Wow.
Leo: Okay, it’s done.
All five of them crowd around the book, looking at the picture of the New Source. They all stare blankly at each other.
Leo: Okay, It’s definitely what we were looking for.
Piper: Nosaj the Forgotten… That’s him.
Phoebe: I think… I’m gunna be…sick…<br>Phoebe throws up all over the floor.
Paiges: Gross!
Piper: Well, I can see why!
Leo: I’ll clean it.
Piper: Paige…-es… would you get Phoebe back to her bed.
Piper (to herself): It’s going to be a very long day…<br>End of Part Four.

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Part Five
Piper: Leo, i think I hear giggling, could you go check on the babies
A short time passes, and without a response from Leo, Piper takes matters into her own hands.
Piper: Thanks, you’re so helpful when it comes to being a husband!
Still no response.
Piper: Great...
Piper walks off to the ex-shoe closet and nursery, and finds three babies floating about the room.
Piper: Oh god! I thought it was a little much with three babies in the house, but three balloon babies, that’s a little too much.
The babies laugh at Piper's frustration.
Piper: You think it's funny? Wait till you go to school and all the kids call you Rudolph. They won't let you play any reindeer games?
They continue to giggle and float around above Piper.
Piper: Not enough to get you down, huh?
Both Paiges come walking in.
Paige #1: Piper, I think the babies are flying around the room.
Piper: Thanks Paige, I think I might have missed that.
Paige #2: No problem, Piper, anything for my sister.
Piper smiles pretentiously.
Paiges: So how do we get them down?
Piper: I don't know!? I haven't seen any help lines that advertise, "Help, my baby is floating around the room above my head!"
Paige: I don't understand.
Piper: well then you need to go to www.helpi'mstupid.com.
Leo orbs back in.
Piper: nice timing...
Leo: Bad news-
Piper: -as always-
Leo: the spell that affected Paige is halving all of her. Each Paige now has only half of the original Paiges powers, intelligence, personality, and everything else.
Piper: That would explain the unusual weirdness...
Paige2: I'm not weird.
Piper: Sure you aren't honey...
Paige 2: well, I'm not
Leo: You have to find a way to put her back together.
Piper: I'm trying to ground the babies right now, please leave a message after the tone, "BEEEEEP!"
Leo: I'll get them down, you go fix Paige and help Phoebe.
Piper: How are they flying anyway?
Leo: Wyatt can defy gravity and friction, Prudence's power is telekinesis, and Prue's baby can levitate.
Piper: Thank you, doctor, maybe later you can give me a check -up.
Piper smiles at Leo in a devious way.
Leo: Maybe later...Go. Your sisters need you.
Piper: I'm goin', I'm goin'!
Piper rushes of to the attic.
Leo: Okay, how do I get you guys down?
Leaving Leo with a puzzled look on his face, we follow Piper up to the attic where the Paiges are looking at the book.
Piper: Found anything?
Paige 1: Just a whole lot of nothing.
Paige 2: And some gum! Want some?
Piper: No thank you...(?) I'm going to go check on Phoebe.
Paiges: Okay!
They both blow bubbles and they pop in their faces. They then giggle moronically.
Piper: Ai!
Piper walks off to check on her ailing sister who she has discovered sweating viciously.
Piper: Oh god, Phoebe!
WE return once again to Phoebe's nightmares.
Jason: Phoebe, it's not a dream. This is a premonition. I am the Source. I am like the dark equivalent of Paige. When one brother denied his call the Dark charmed Ones, they were destined to find me. Now there are three sources, three new evil entities to plague your life forever.
Phoebe: Yeah, that's great. Do you have a pay phone anywhere around here? I promise I'll call 1-800-CALL-ATT!? Okay, come on, I want to wake up now!
Jason: But tormenting you is such fun.
Phoebe: Has anyone ever introduced you to a Game boy?
Jason: A what?
Phoebe: Nintendo?
Jason: Who?
Phoebe: Figures... I never thought demons and warlocks were too into video games...
Jason: End your puzzlement and leave this dream!
Phoebe: No Problem. It's getting hot in here.
Jason: So take off all your clothes.
(in a high pitched voice: I am gettin' so hot, I'm gonna take my clothes off!)
Phoebe: Okay, now I'm scared.
Jason: I may not know of you Game boy, but Nelly is very popular in the Underworld.
Phoebe: I’m sure he is... (she giggles) , k now can you let me wake up?
Jason: oh, why not... Lata’ ma’ dirty...
Phoebe: Ok, you’re really creepin' me out now!
End of Part Five.

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Part Six
Phoebe wakes up just as Piper is about to return to Paige in the attic.
Phoebe: Okay, demons and titans I can handle, but warlocks who sing Nelly just weirds me out beyond all comprehension!
Piper: Babbling!
Phoebe: I just had a dream premonition. Direct connect from the rulers of the underworld.
Piper: And?
Phoebe: The Dark Charmed ones.
Piper: what happened to the priest?
Phoebe: They had an alternate.
Piper: Oh what fun...
Piper: Problem with Paige-es...they are both only half of what Paige was. They need to be restored or they will only have half of her power when we do whatever the elderly want us to do.
Phoebe: Okay, I'll be on spell duty and you round 'em up and put 'em in-a pen. Okay perty lady?
Piper: Yess-um, long as ya' don't feed ma' to the cai-yotes.
Phoebe: And if-in i go and do that?
Piper: I'll stop speakin' with this hear accent.
Phoebe: Okay. But only if'in you a say-in so in truth.
Piper: I is.
Phoebe: I'm lost...
Piper: You go write the spell and I will go get the Paiges... After I check on my husband who is trying to ground all the superman spawns...
They both laugh.
Piper marches off to her husband and falls to the floor in laughter at the sight of him. Leo is wrapped tight in toilet paper and covered in toys.
Piper: Looks like you've been a bad, bad boy....
Three babies zoom overhead.
Piper: Whoa, they went from floating to breaking the sound barrier...
Leo: Wu-wuhm-vuvu-juhm.
Piper: I didn't get that...
Leo: Va-saa, Wu-wuhm-vuvu-juhm.
Piper: Not a word...
A speeding baby races by almost knocking Piper off of her feet.
Piper: I thought that we were supposed to be concerned about THEIR safety...
Leo struggles in the toilet paper and entices Piper to let him out.
Piper: OKAY! You'd better hope that these powers are pretty well mastered...
Leo stops squirming and opens his eyes extremely wide! Piper blows up the toilet paper and sets Leo free.
Leo: Nap-time!
Piper: You think that is gunna w---
All the babies fly over to their cribs and await Leo coming tuck them in.
Piper: ---ork?
Leo: Now that that's over...
Piper: Yeah, up to the attic where Phoebe is writing the spell that will put Paige back together.
They walk upstairs and back to the attic.
Piper: Phoebe? Do you have the spell ready?
Phoebe: Yeah.
Piper: Let's roll...
Both Paiges come and stand before the two of them.
Phoebe and Piper: With these words we hope to bind them,
put back together every limb,
return her to her normal ways,
let two be one through all their days.
With that, the two Paiges go into orb form, the orbs turn to gold, and the two halves fuse back together making our FAVORITE witch-whitelighter whole again.
Paige: Jet-lag...
Phoebe: You haven't been flying.
Paige: No, you don't know what flying feels like until your consciousness was in two places at one time... I felt like I was on mushrooms and cot split in half...not fun.
Piper: Welcome to Not Fun Town, population...US.
Phoebe: Well let's go visit Evil and Obsessed with Nelly Town, population, Dark Charmed ones and new sources.
Paige: This day just keeps getting better, doesn't it?
End of Part Six.

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Part Seven

Piper: Okay, now that we have one Paige and one problem...

Phoebe: Anything you want to tell us from previous lifetimes???

Leo: This has never happened before...

Paige: Great, clueless, just the way they like us...

Piper: How about we orb to Hong Kong and take it from there?

Leo: I would have to get permission to orb you there.

Piper: You must be joking?

Phoebe: Rules were meant to be broken.

Paige: I'll do it. The elders don't tell me what to do. No one does.

Piper: Free spirited, just the way we like it.

With a smile on their faces, they all hold hands and orb off to china to deal with their latest problems.

They orb into an oriental restaurant where all the people notice and begin to stare.

Phoebe speaks to them in Chinese and they all return to their meals.

Piper: What was that?

Phoebe: I learned Chinese for Jason...and now I need Chinese to find his evil ass and vanquish it.

Paige: Right...

Piper: I guess we just have to follow the goo...

Phoebe: Goo?

Piper: Yeah, goo. Look down, there's a big trail of goo.

Phoebe: Like demonic goo, or mucus goo?

Paige: How did the people of China miss that?

End of Part Seven.



Part Eight.

Piper and Phoebe are already off following the goo, so Paige continues with her question unanswered.

The goo leads to a bucket and they all three look at each other.

Paige: Uh-oh.

Four lower level demons jump out from nearby alleyways. They all throw energy balls at the sisters. Piper causes hers to explode, Phoebe goes Matrix and levitate-runs up the wall, and Paige orbs hers back at the demon, leaving only three. The demons look at the sisters, then Piper freezes hers, Phoebe levitates while kicking and kicks hers into the wall twenty feet away, and Paige orbs hers thirty feet off of the ground and body slams it back down while Piper explodes hers piece by piece.

Paige: Damn, we're good.

Right then, three more demons shimmer in, but Piper blows them all up.

Piper: Sorry, we played that game enough, let's go.

They walk off Charlie's angel style and go look for Jason and his brothers. The three warlocks blink in before them, smiling.

Piper: We have a bone to pick with you.

Paige: Femur!

Jason's femur orbs over to Paige while Jason screams in pain.

Paige: Is it this one?

Phoebe: No, but why don't you try again.

Seeing the look on phoebe's face, Piper gets angry.

Piper: I'm (she explodes them backwards) tired (again) of (again) playing (again) games (she explodes them backwards for the last time)!

One of the Sources shoots a lightning bolt at Piper, but she freezes it and slows him down. Piper moves out of the way and Paige orbs him to the receiving end.

Jason: That will not be enough to vanquish us.

Phoebe: Why don't we find out what will?

Suddenly Phoebe gasps and gets a premonition. In the premonition, she is looking down from the sky in the present and witnesses darklighters surrounding Leo.

Phoebe: Piper!

Paige grabs all three and they orb to Leo.

Piper: Paige, how did you-

Phoebe: No time!

She grabs her sisters and they rush in just in time to blow up the darklighters.

Piper: Paige, how did you know what to do?

Paige: It was like when the Crone stole our senses. The connection is still there.

Phoebe: Incoming!

The Dark Charmed Ones blink in.

Paige: Welcome Back!

She orb-slams them against a wall.

Phoebe levitates and lies down. She begins to spin faster and faster until a whirlwind forms and knocks the Sources back against the wall.

Paige: Whoa...

Piper: Yeah.

They all three throw fireballs at the sisters which knock them down, unconscious.

Jason: Time for our getaway.

They blink out.

End of Part Eight.



Part nine.

Leo comes running in to find his three most important charges lying unconscious on the floor.

Leo: Oh no...

Leo heals them and they tell him everything that happened.

Leo: What's that on your leg, Paige?

Phoebe: My ex-boyfriends femur...

Paige: I did it out of love.

Phoebe and Paige hug.

Phoebe: Aw, thank you, sweetie.

Paige: You think that now they're just going to cower in fear at the sound of our name like all their minions?

Phoebe: I wish.

Piper: Why do I feel that we will never be that lucky?

Leo: Never say never.

Phoebe: Is there something you're not telling us?

Paige: Isn't there always?

Piper: Hey!?

They all laugh and then Leo orbs them back to the manor in the attic.

Leo: The Elders have requested that you update the book.

Piper: Wait a minute! Now they don't just hint it to us and hope for the best, they actually demand things of us?

Paige: The Elders? Demand? Heaven forbid!

They laugh.

Leo: It's just that you're very powerful witches and they want to preserve whatever you know for future generations.

Phoebe: was that a compliment or are the Elders into flattery?

Leo: Makes wonder why they made you the goddess of love...

Phoebe: Okay...the whole flattery thing? (She blushes) totally working.

Piper: Come on, doctor, time to spend some time with you love goddess.

And with that they're off, Piper with Leo, and Phoebe and Paige fulfilling their witchy duties.

End of Part Nine.

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