Post by mcharmed21 on Jan 4, 2005 2:57:18 GMT -5
Author: i luv drew
okay this is a new fan fic..no i will still be continuing the other one.cole and chris won't be in it though..for a short while
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me:alright you know the rule folks!fouwl play will be aloud..however no leo singing,no using male sex appeal on women..or leo but what's the difference?,no sing usher..(*pouts*) and you have to take off your shirt.
cole:why?
me ecause...it's sexy and as a guest anouncers for the fight i bring you....prue and bianca
chris ianca? the one i screwed in the basement?
me:yeah....let the battle begin!
a huge cage appears around them as they take off the shirts and begin to fight.
bianca:ohh that's gonna leave a mark as cole sends an energy ball in chris' direction
prue ut chris saves it by using his tk.
chris:woah!
prue:cole then uses his chest hair to spray chris momentarily.
bianca: what will we call that move?
cole: the chest hairs of doom!!!!
prue ut chris wipes it out his eyes and then his green eyes start to glow.
bianca: cole sees what chris is doing and then his brown eyes start to glow.what's happening?
me: well their using their sexy eyes against each other.
prue:chris just passed out!
bianca:so did cole.
me enelty! 5 points from griffendor..i mean cole and chris
bianca: what!
me:they both passed out.
cole:time out
they retreat to the corners where phoebe and paige greet cole and piper and leo greet chris
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don't worry it'll get stupid soon
okay now it's your turn to help me out.after your post tell me if you want chris or cole to win.your chioice!!
and as a special gueast referee..leo!
leo:huh? wait..i was just in the bathroo-
cole:dude pull up your pants!
chris:what the helll? i say dude
chris angerly lunges on cole as the fight continues.
cole:don't make me use my secret weapon on you!!!!!
chris ring it on..no wonder phoebe dumped you!
cole:no wonder bianca had sex with you in the dark! your too damn fugly
prue:oh crap..that was low
bianca looks the other way.
bianca:cole made chris cry
chris tk's leo into the bars
leo:what the hell was that for?
chris:i have issues with you remember??
chris then turns into spider chris..you know?the one with the ill theme song
cole:hey! how did you do that?
spider chris:i can't it might change the future in worse ways.
piper:cut the crap! no it won't
phoebe:wanna hear my new song?
paige:where the hell have i been for the last two pages?
me: uhh...phoebe sing your song .i need some music anyway
leo was a sissy,he didn't screw with chicks
instead he rather chase boys and crew them in their
dicky had a sister,her name was anny-brit
the said she was a pervert because she had big
titly was their cousin
she couldn't relly see
she'd always miss the tolite every time she'd start to
please say escuse me every time you pass gas
nobady wants to hear you blow it out your
ask me three more questions
okay now here it goes
i only have three sisters,my nepheew is a
@#%$ @#%$ mary christamas,
holloween is a witch also on a side note
prue is a bitc*..
is a femele.a dog tpo be presise
did you also know that chinese people eat rice?
piper:okay...nice song.
bianca:while all that mindless dribble was happeneing cole just cut chris' hair!
chris:my hair!!!!
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taken form one of my fav stories heart theif i just had to say it...
what will happen to chris' hair?
did you like my song?
who will win?
how do i come up with such funny stuff?
why is prue p.i.b?
lol...keep the reveiws commin folks
okay this is a new fan fic..no i will still be continuing the other one.cole and chris won't be in it though..for a short while
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
me:alright you know the rule folks!fouwl play will be aloud..however no leo singing,no using male sex appeal on women..or leo but what's the difference?,no sing usher..(*pouts*) and you have to take off your shirt.
cole:why?
me ecause...it's sexy and as a guest anouncers for the fight i bring you....prue and bianca
chris ianca? the one i screwed in the basement?
me:yeah....let the battle begin!
a huge cage appears around them as they take off the shirts and begin to fight.
bianca:ohh that's gonna leave a mark as cole sends an energy ball in chris' direction
prue ut chris saves it by using his tk.
chris:woah!
prue:cole then uses his chest hair to spray chris momentarily.
bianca: what will we call that move?
cole: the chest hairs of doom!!!!
prue ut chris wipes it out his eyes and then his green eyes start to glow.
bianca: cole sees what chris is doing and then his brown eyes start to glow.what's happening?
me: well their using their sexy eyes against each other.
prue:chris just passed out!
bianca:so did cole.
me enelty! 5 points from griffendor..i mean cole and chris
bianca: what!
me:they both passed out.
cole:time out
they retreat to the corners where phoebe and paige greet cole and piper and leo greet chris
~~~~~~~~~``
don't worry it'll get stupid soon
okay now it's your turn to help me out.after your post tell me if you want chris or cole to win.your chioice!!
and as a special gueast referee..leo!
leo:huh? wait..i was just in the bathroo-
cole:dude pull up your pants!
chris:what the helll? i say dude
chris angerly lunges on cole as the fight continues.
cole:don't make me use my secret weapon on you!!!!!
chris ring it on..no wonder phoebe dumped you!
cole:no wonder bianca had sex with you in the dark! your too damn fugly
prue:oh crap..that was low
bianca looks the other way.
bianca:cole made chris cry
chris tk's leo into the bars
leo:what the hell was that for?
chris:i have issues with you remember??
chris then turns into spider chris..you know?the one with the ill theme song
cole:hey! how did you do that?
spider chris:i can't it might change the future in worse ways.
piper:cut the crap! no it won't
phoebe:wanna hear my new song?
paige:where the hell have i been for the last two pages?
me: uhh...phoebe sing your song .i need some music anyway
leo was a sissy,he didn't screw with chicks
instead he rather chase boys and crew them in their
dicky had a sister,her name was anny-brit
the said she was a pervert because she had big
titly was their cousin
she couldn't relly see
she'd always miss the tolite every time she'd start to
please say escuse me every time you pass gas
nobady wants to hear you blow it out your
ask me three more questions
okay now here it goes
i only have three sisters,my nepheew is a
@#%$ @#%$ mary christamas,
holloween is a witch also on a side note
prue is a bitc*..
is a femele.a dog tpo be presise
did you also know that chinese people eat rice?
piper:okay...nice song.
bianca:while all that mindless dribble was happeneing cole just cut chris' hair!
chris:my hair!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
taken form one of my fav stories heart theif i just had to say it...
what will happen to chris' hair?
did you like my song?
who will win?
how do i come up with such funny stuff?
why is prue p.i.b?
lol...keep the reveiws commin folks
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