Post by mcharmed21 on Jan 6, 2005 2:29:26 GMT -5
Author: BiteMeIamFresh
The sky is dark and soon rain would start to fall from the sky. Inside the Halliwell manor, Piper is busy taking care of Wyatt and Chris. Phoebe is on her laptop, typing out that week's advice column. Paige is bored, so she walks over to Phoebe.
Paige: Hey, Phoebe, want to go see a movie?
Phoebe: Can't tonight, Paige; I really got to get this done.
Paige: You're no fun.
Paige walks over to Piper, who is busy as well.
Paige: “Hey, Piper! Me and you and a tub of movie popcorn.
Piper: Sorry, Paige, I can’t--too much needs to be done.
Paige: Everyone is busy and there’s nothing to do.
Piper hands Paige a book.
Piper: Read Chris and Wyatt a story, please.
Paige: Fine, I will.
Piper walks off into the kitchen. Paige then takes a seat on the couch, tucking Wyatt and Chris under each arm.
Paige: “The Land of Oz.”<br>
She starts to read the tale of Dorothy going back to Oz.
Paige: I wish I could be Dorothy--go on an adventure like that--meet exciting people.
Paige yawns and flips the page. She soon falls asleep. The next thing she knows, she's up, after hearing a loud crackle of thunder. She notices Wyatt and Chris are gone. She looks out the window and Piper's car is leaving the driveway. Paige heads to the front door and looks out. Suddenly she sees a tornado.
Paige: Why wouldn’t Piper wake me up?
The tornado is heading straight for the house. She shuts the door and runs upstairs, thinking there’s no tornados in San Francisco.
Next thing, the tornado is picking up the house, spinning it. Soon it drops.
Paige slowly comes down the stairs and opens the door to reveal a beautiful land with flowers and a yellow brick road. Paige just looks, then she looks at herself. She's dressed like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and her hair is in pigtails.
Paige: I don’t think I’m in San Fransisco anymore
Paige stepped out of the house, looking around. It was a very colorful place.
Paige: Crap, what did I do, and why am I dressed like this?
All of a sudden, Munchkins start to come out of places, like behind bushes and rocks.
Munchkin: Look, she killed the wicked one.
All the Munchkins just look at the Manor. Paige looks over to see what they are all staring at--feet are under the house with ruby-red slippers.
Paige: Oh, boy, I didn’t mean to kill him! It just happened!
The Mayor of Munchkin City walks up to Paige.
Mayor: It's a good thing! He was the Wicked Witch of the East.
Paige: Well, if she was evil, then my job is done! Can I go home now?
Mayor: Can't help you there, sorry.
Munchkin(pointing):Look! It's Glinda!
An orb of purple-white starts to approach everyone. As soon as it lands Glinda appears, but she looks an awful lot like Prue
Paige: Hey! I know you.
Glinda: Everyone knows me, dear. I am Glinda the Good Witch of the North.
Paige: No! You're Prue, my half-sister!
Glinda (shaking her head): Sorry, but my name is Glinda. Who is this Prue?
Paige: Whatever. I'm a little rusty on this story. Do I follow the yellow brick road?
Before Glinda is able to open her mouth, the Wicked Witch of the West appears. It's none other then Cole dressed like the witch, all green, broomstick and hat and a black outfit. All the Munchkins hide again.
Witch: Look what you have done! My brother! You crushed him!
Paige: Great, It's you!
Witch: Well, my pretty, you won't get the slippers! They're mine!
Paige: They're women’s shoes.
He walks over to the crushed witch to see that the slippers are gone
Witch: Where are they? You took them! (pointing at Paige)
Paige: How could I? I was just standing here.
Glinda looks down at Paige's feet and the slippers appear on her in orbs.
Glinda: They are hers now. You can only have them in the even of her death.
Witch: That can be arranged.
Paige: Back off! I vanquished you once and I will do it again!
Witch: In time, my pretty.
He gets on his broom and starts to fly off the ground.
Witch: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too
He flies off, laughing
Paige (shouting): Well the jokes on you because I don’t even have a dog.
Glinda (looking at Paige) You must protect the slippers from him now.
Paige: Yeah, yeah--whatever. Do I follow the road to get to the wizard?
Before Glinda can nod, Paige starts walking off.
Glinda: Good luck.
Paige just keeps on walking.
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About an hour later, Paige is still walking.
Paige: Maybe I cast a spell that went wrong. Oh,well, I better just play this story out or who knows what can happen. I could get trapped in here.
Paige (suddenly stopping, looking ahead): Great, just great.
We see what has stopped her. She's staring at a scarecrow. No, not just an ordinary scarecrow, but Chris the Scarecrow.
The sky is dark and soon rain would start to fall from the sky. Inside the Halliwell manor, Piper is busy taking care of Wyatt and Chris. Phoebe is on her laptop, typing out that week's advice column. Paige is bored, so she walks over to Phoebe.
Paige: Hey, Phoebe, want to go see a movie?
Phoebe: Can't tonight, Paige; I really got to get this done.
Paige: You're no fun.
Paige walks over to Piper, who is busy as well.
Paige: “Hey, Piper! Me and you and a tub of movie popcorn.
Piper: Sorry, Paige, I can’t--too much needs to be done.
Paige: Everyone is busy and there’s nothing to do.
Piper hands Paige a book.
Piper: Read Chris and Wyatt a story, please.
Paige: Fine, I will.
Piper walks off into the kitchen. Paige then takes a seat on the couch, tucking Wyatt and Chris under each arm.
Paige: “The Land of Oz.”<br>
She starts to read the tale of Dorothy going back to Oz.
Paige: I wish I could be Dorothy--go on an adventure like that--meet exciting people.
Paige yawns and flips the page. She soon falls asleep. The next thing she knows, she's up, after hearing a loud crackle of thunder. She notices Wyatt and Chris are gone. She looks out the window and Piper's car is leaving the driveway. Paige heads to the front door and looks out. Suddenly she sees a tornado.
Paige: Why wouldn’t Piper wake me up?
The tornado is heading straight for the house. She shuts the door and runs upstairs, thinking there’s no tornados in San Francisco.
Next thing, the tornado is picking up the house, spinning it. Soon it drops.
Paige slowly comes down the stairs and opens the door to reveal a beautiful land with flowers and a yellow brick road. Paige just looks, then she looks at herself. She's dressed like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and her hair is in pigtails.
Paige: I don’t think I’m in San Fransisco anymore
Paige stepped out of the house, looking around. It was a very colorful place.
Paige: Crap, what did I do, and why am I dressed like this?
All of a sudden, Munchkins start to come out of places, like behind bushes and rocks.
Munchkin: Look, she killed the wicked one.
All the Munchkins just look at the Manor. Paige looks over to see what they are all staring at--feet are under the house with ruby-red slippers.
Paige: Oh, boy, I didn’t mean to kill him! It just happened!
The Mayor of Munchkin City walks up to Paige.
Mayor: It's a good thing! He was the Wicked Witch of the East.
Paige: Well, if she was evil, then my job is done! Can I go home now?
Mayor: Can't help you there, sorry.
Munchkin(pointing):Look! It's Glinda!
An orb of purple-white starts to approach everyone. As soon as it lands Glinda appears, but she looks an awful lot like Prue
Paige: Hey! I know you.
Glinda: Everyone knows me, dear. I am Glinda the Good Witch of the North.
Paige: No! You're Prue, my half-sister!
Glinda (shaking her head): Sorry, but my name is Glinda. Who is this Prue?
Paige: Whatever. I'm a little rusty on this story. Do I follow the yellow brick road?
Before Glinda is able to open her mouth, the Wicked Witch of the West appears. It's none other then Cole dressed like the witch, all green, broomstick and hat and a black outfit. All the Munchkins hide again.
Witch: Look what you have done! My brother! You crushed him!
Paige: Great, It's you!
Witch: Well, my pretty, you won't get the slippers! They're mine!
Paige: They're women’s shoes.
He walks over to the crushed witch to see that the slippers are gone
Witch: Where are they? You took them! (pointing at Paige)
Paige: How could I? I was just standing here.
Glinda looks down at Paige's feet and the slippers appear on her in orbs.
Glinda: They are hers now. You can only have them in the even of her death.
Witch: That can be arranged.
Paige: Back off! I vanquished you once and I will do it again!
Witch: In time, my pretty.
He gets on his broom and starts to fly off the ground.
Witch: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too
He flies off, laughing
Paige (shouting): Well the jokes on you because I don’t even have a dog.
Glinda (looking at Paige) You must protect the slippers from him now.
Paige: Yeah, yeah--whatever. Do I follow the road to get to the wizard?
Before Glinda can nod, Paige starts walking off.
Glinda: Good luck.
Paige just keeps on walking.
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About an hour later, Paige is still walking.
Paige: Maybe I cast a spell that went wrong. Oh,well, I better just play this story out or who knows what can happen. I could get trapped in here.
Paige (suddenly stopping, looking ahead): Great, just great.
We see what has stopped her. She's staring at a scarecrow. No, not just an ordinary scarecrow, but Chris the Scarecrow.