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Post by Assassin Witch on Apr 1, 2007 12:27:02 GMT -5
Eight years worth of Charmed, and from everything that this empathic witch has spoken, which are your most memorable or favorite quotes?
"Wrong thing done for the right reason is still the wrong thing. Our job is to protect the innocent, not punish the guilty." ~ Phoebe, "Morality Bites"
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Jamie
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Post by Jamie on Apr 28, 2007 14:36:18 GMT -5
Paige and Phoebe orb into the foyer. The two demons standing in the entranceway to the living room turn around.)
Paige: Oh, goodness.
Phoebe: Hope you guys got a discount on all that leather.
7x17 Scry hard
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Post by x~x mary x~x on May 2, 2007 11:47:02 GMT -5
Phoebe (to leo): If you put your head in that coffee cup anymore your gonna need a snorkle. or something along those lines  xx |
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Post by Jamie on May 2, 2007 12:19:32 GMT -5
Phoebe: Thanks. Last time I ride BART for a while. The train, not the guy.
6x18 Spin city
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Post by phoebe11 on May 2, 2007 18:45:24 GMT -5
Phoebe (To Leo):Ready to kick some demon @$$ .... Sis!!!!
3x05 Siren Song
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Post by Jamie on May 4, 2007 16:09:58 GMT -5
Paige: Since when is Piper into Hot Latin Types?
Phoebe: Since I put in the "Hot Latin Type" ingredient.
6x12 Prince Charmed
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Post by p3xocharmedonexop3 on May 30, 2007 20:30:16 GMT -5
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Phoebe: I'll do what I should've done a while ago which is vanquish your sorry ass.
Phoebe: *Hey*! Don't call me sweetie! You can't imprison someone and then call them sweetie!
Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.
Phoebe: [singing] Oh, I'm making soup for Cole, he'll eat it in a bowl, I guess that's my new role, making soup for Cole.
Phoebe: We thought that the good guys were bad guys, in trying to vanquish them we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for the good guys
Leo: Was that English?
Phoebe: If I had a dollar for every times an owl turned into a hot guy on our porch, I'd be rich...
Phoebe: Wanna take a wiccan time out and do the crossword puzzle?
Phoebe: I curse you, you curse me, let's get together and do a little cursing.
Phoebe: Anyone got a vanquish in their pocket
Phoebe: We could sure use some cosmic help right about now.
Phoebe: Can you do anything about this thunder? 'Cause it's making me nuts.
The Seer: I have no sway over the weather. I do have a friend who works with the wind, but she's out of town.
Cole: [Cole and Leo went to the Underworld without telling the Charmed ones] Ok, I know you're angry, but before you say anything, we found out that the faction is led by a Warlock named Devlin.
Phoebe: Hmmm... he looked more like a Joe to me.
Phoebe: Lawyers! There should be a place in Hell for each and every one of them!
Cole: Did you get my flowers?
Phoebe: Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you" Probably not a card the florist gets to write everyday.
Phoebe: Ready to kick some ass... sis?
Piper: I've come to the conclusion that if you've got it, then you must flaunt it.
[Lifts her shirt a little to show her pregnant tummy]
Phoebe: That's my niece in that belly.
Paige: She's my niece, too.
Phoebe: Hi, niece. It's your favorite aunt, Phoebe.
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Phoebe: AT&T, Power of Three.
Piper: You were all over him with your breasts all... whatever...
Phoebe: I didn't even have breasts back then.
Piper: Phoebe, you've always had breasts.
Phoebe: [about possessed shoes] Cole, these boots may be made for walkin, but they're NEVER walkin' back to you buddy.
Phoebe: Go to hell.
Cole: We're already here.
Phoebe: I need your help.
Cole: You've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
Phoebe: It'll be just like the summer by the lake. Remember when we made that blood oath to be friends forever, not just sisters?
Piper: I remember my finger got infected.
Phoebe: Sorry, had to grab my broom.
Phoebe: You're a monkey. Ooh, you're an angry monkey. Oh, you're pissed. You're- PMS monkey?
[while checking out Leo]
Phoebe: My Santa how you've changed.
[pause]
Phoebe: Those must be the finest glutes in the entire city.
Piper: In the entire state.
Phoebe: In all the land.
Piper: I saw him first.
Phoebe: Uh-uh.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Uh-uh.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Phoebe: Huh?
Piper: Huh.
Phoebe: Awh.
Prue: Cop, witch. It's not a love connection.
Phoebe: Boy, girl. Lighten up.
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Post by Jamie on May 31, 2007 10:59:48 GMT -5
Wow that's a lot of quotes lol Phoebe: I could understand running if he didn't love me back, you know? Fight or flight. It's the nature of the beast.Piper: Speaking of that -- Phoebe: But he does love me. I know. I felt it, you know? So what's the big deal? Why is he running?Piper: Well, if it makes you feel any better, you probably won't be alive much longer to worry about it. Phoebe: Thank you, yes. That makes me feel so much better.6x09 Little Monsters |
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Post by danielle213 on Sept 5, 2007 19:42:02 GMT -5
Phoebe: (laughing) We harken ye? What? Are we summoning a leprachan here?
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Post by danielle213 on Sept 11, 2007 22:13:49 GMT -5
"Flying is awsome...its the landing thats a bi*ch."
"Your being a big big big estra estra estra douubbllleee big jerk right now"
"Aaww poor little evil creatures"
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Post by 1318 on Sept 15, 2007 17:40:36 GMT -5
All your quotes made me laugh so hard I almost fell out of my chair!! I will try to come up with some myslef.
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Post by marissa08 on Dec 9, 2007 20:12:53 GMT -5
Piper: The only Halliwell that likes earthquakes.
Prue: I don't like them, but i don't go running naked through the house screaming, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" either.
Phoebe: Okay, that is such an exaggeration. I was wearing slippers.
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Paige: (about Leo) She's blown him up...literally?
Piper: Yeah, but you know Piper. She didn't mean anything by it.
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(after watching Piper freeze a cop)
Phoebe: What a cool power, I hate her.
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Phoebe: I'm pregnant
Paige: Dex?
Phoebe: No, actually some guy that I met at the gas station - yes, of course Dex!
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Phoebe: Pirates? LIke hot Johnny Depp pirates?
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Zankou: Where is the third one?
Phoebe: Ermm,... You know what? We're not really sure, so why don't you just come back later, ok?
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Phoebe: I think i did something really bad...
Piper: What?
Phoebe: I slept with my boss....
Piper: Jason?
Phoebe: No, Elise.... Yes Jason!
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Post by kierah on Dec 10, 2007 5:46:29 GMT -5
I would have to say the best one ever would have been
"Your an angry monkey?... a pissed monkey?... PMS monkey?"
I laugh so hard everytime i hear it!
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Post by ~.:Alysha:.~ on Dec 10, 2007 23:40:26 GMT -5
Phoebe: Pwue, thats a very very very big Troll!!
Prue: That aint not troll...thats a DEMON!!
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Post by charmedgirl01 on Dec 16, 2007 13:07:31 GMT -5
Phoebe: I started to 2 got up Hey Deamin then my mind went blank
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Post by marissa08 on Dec 24, 2007 21:27:23 GMT -5
here's some more...
Prue: By the looks of the clothes, I'd say we were in the early 1600s.
Phoebe: Where the life expectancy of a witch is, oh, 15 seconds.
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Phoebe: Where's Buffy when you need her?
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Craig: Who are you?
Paige: Witch.
Leo: Angel.
Phoebe: Mermaid.
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[Prue and Piper just find out Leo is a Whitelighter]
Prue: What is he again?
Phoebe: He's a Whitelighter. You know, kinda like Peter Pan and Tinkerbell without the wings and the tutu
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Leo-Just out of curiostiy...um...are you and Aviva...well, Piper said...
Phoebe- Piper said what??
Leo-Oh, nothing...
Phoebe to Leo (about Piper)-Well, whatever she said you should probably take it with a grain of salt, because sometimes her medication makes her say the strangest things. But don't worry, her shrinks are on it.
Leo- Shrinks?
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Prue: Yeah, well I was up in the attic, and when I woke up, there was a pillow hovering above my face about to smother me.
Piper: A pillow?
Phoebe: Hovering? Well that must be the infamous pillow smothering demon.
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Phoebe: Leo, I have a very important question to ask you. Is that boy in the parlor staying for dinner?
Leo: Uh, I think so...what was your question?
Phoebe: That was it.
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Leo: You killed a man with your powers!
Phoebe: What did I do? Premonition him to death?
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(Piper blows up a demon)
Phoebe: Oh! No mess!
Piper: Phoebe! Why didn't you attack him?
Phoebe: Well, I did consider...scratching...him..
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(Paige has a Kazi Demon trapped with the crystals. Phoebe enters the room)
Paige: (writes on notepad)"kazi's are hard to crack" , (Paige then writes on the notepad aimed at the Kazi Demon) "where's our Whitelighter?"
Phoebe: "Hey,did you ever think that maybe your Kazi buddy here can't read?"
Demon: That’s what I’ve been trying to tell her!
Paige: (writes again on notepad) "demons lie!!"
PHOEBE:"YEAH,BUT NOT ABOUT LITERACY!!"
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Paige: Well, I guess that's what you get when you breed with the Source of All Evil.
Phoebe: Okay, can we not say breed? You know, I'm not a horse.
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Post by ina on Jan 5, 2008 10:07:51 GMT -5
Phoebe: I don't know what happened. One second I was talking
to Coop and the next I was attacking him.
Paige: Magically?
Phoebe: No sexually...
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Post by *Sammi!* on Jan 12, 2008 13:18:27 GMT -5
Phoebe: Keys?
Prue: What?
Phoebe: You know, silver things that go jingle jingle?
Phoebe: Im gonna do what I should have done ages ago and vanquish your sorry behind
Cole: Distance obviously hasnt made the heart grow fonder
Phoebe: There's no door love can't open, no wall love can't climb, no hurdle love can't... hurdle.
Phoebe: Did you find something?
Chris: Not something, someone. Demonatrix.
Phoebe: Chris, what you do in your spare time-
Chris: The weapon you found belongs to a group of deadly assassins known as demon-atrix
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Post by forevercharmeduk on Jan 26, 2008 15:08:06 GMT -5
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Post by forevercharmed1 on Jan 27, 2008 10:12:18 GMT -5
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