Post by GThe4thCharmedOneR on May 28, 2005 17:50:01 GMT -5
~I decided to do some short stories that make no sense and make fun of Charmed....just bored really and feel like being weird...haha~
The Charmed Ones all sat in the conservatory of the grande Halliwell manor, enjoying a day off from the harsh fatigue of demon vanquishing. They thought it a normal day, but fate had more planned for them than that.
"So, Phoebe how did that implant sugery go?" asked Paige curiously as she leaned back in the wiccer chair.
Phoebe looked down at her chest and shrugged. "I still don't think they're big enough." she commented, though she couldn't see her feet when she tried to look over them.
Piper rolled her eyes in disgust before mowing down a plate of cookies that laid in front of her. The activity in the room was interrupted as an apron clad Leo walked into the room and sat down next to her. Eyebrows perked in confusion, Piper shot him an angry look.
"What is it?" Leo questioned with an innocent look.
"I'm all out of cookies." snapped Piper as she tossed the tray at him and it hit him the face.
"Piper, I've been slaving away at the oven all.." but the whitelighter was interrupted as Piper flicked her hands and exploded him.
Moments later orbs swirled and her husband reappeared with a pained expression on his face. "Fine." he said before marching off with tears.
Paige shook her head in disappointment. "I always knew there was a more useful job for him then giving us confidence and strength that helps us save the world everyday." she said.
Bright lights swirled in front of the sisters and they all stood up, Piper taking a little more time because of the extra pounds she had to carry, and awaited what was to appear in before them.
The spectacle of lights gave way to reveal none other than Prue Halliwell. The eldest Halliwell sister gazed at them with a conceited smile on her pale face.
"Have you missed me? Oh wait, of course you have, I'm Prue." she greeted fluffing her hair.
Phoebe and Piper gasped in excitement, and Paige just stood with her hands on her hips.
"Prue!" exclaimed Phoebe as she went to hug her older sister, but was unable to because of her oversized breasts. She comprised by just shaking her hand.
"Still a little skenck I see, you always were the weak one." muttered Prue with a forced smile.
Piper, who had been making her way toward Prue during the first greeting, finally wrapped her huge arms around her. "I've missed you so much!" she said happily.
Prue was almost crushed by Piper's obese body, but managed to escape from the bear hug. "Well, someone has packed on a few pounds. I always knew you'd be fat." said Prue rudely.
Piper backed away, leaving Paige standing by herself on the other side of the room. Prue grinned in a sadistic way and walked over to her, gazing at her baby sister for the first time ever.
"So, this is the accident." Prue commented circling Paige with interest. "You're pale, and nowhere near as strong as me." she challenged telekinetically throwing Phoebe into the living room.
Paige took the challege. "Oh yeah? Piper!" she called, as her sister was surrounded in a cloud of orbs. However, Piper was only moved a few feet before reappearing.
Prue grinned in satisfaction. "I'm the best, and always will be. Just get that through your head wannabe. I'm the strongest, for god's sake it should of been the POWER OF PRUE!"
Paige rolled her eyes. "That's no fair, your target was a couple of hundred pounds lighter than mine!" she wined with a stomp.
"Hey!" snapped Piper shooting out her large hands in an attempt to blow up her sister. Paige merely orbed out of the way and appeared behind Prue.
"Bet you can't top that." said Paige with a nod.
"Bet I can." replied Prue yet again with WAAAYY too much self confidence.
Phoebe finally walked back into the room, holding one of her breasts that was sagging down to her waist. "Look what you.." but she was interrupted as Prue astral projected and snapped a kick that sent Phoebe sprawling back into the living room.
"How is it that a skenky b!tch like that has survived all these years with inactive powers, yet I died?" asked Prue angrily.
"Yeah, I never really got that..." added Piper who looked at her watch. "LEO WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!"
~What will the Charmed Ones do now? Will Paige ever best Prue? Will Phoebe finally get an active power and not let her boobs slower her down...most likely no..AND finally and most importantly WILL PIPER EVER GET HER COOKIES??? STAY TUNED!~
The Charmed Ones all sat in the conservatory of the grande Halliwell manor, enjoying a day off from the harsh fatigue of demon vanquishing. They thought it a normal day, but fate had more planned for them than that.
"So, Phoebe how did that implant sugery go?" asked Paige curiously as she leaned back in the wiccer chair.
Phoebe looked down at her chest and shrugged. "I still don't think they're big enough." she commented, though she couldn't see her feet when she tried to look over them.
Piper rolled her eyes in disgust before mowing down a plate of cookies that laid in front of her. The activity in the room was interrupted as an apron clad Leo walked into the room and sat down next to her. Eyebrows perked in confusion, Piper shot him an angry look.
"What is it?" Leo questioned with an innocent look.
"I'm all out of cookies." snapped Piper as she tossed the tray at him and it hit him the face.
"Piper, I've been slaving away at the oven all.." but the whitelighter was interrupted as Piper flicked her hands and exploded him.
Moments later orbs swirled and her husband reappeared with a pained expression on his face. "Fine." he said before marching off with tears.
Paige shook her head in disappointment. "I always knew there was a more useful job for him then giving us confidence and strength that helps us save the world everyday." she said.
Bright lights swirled in front of the sisters and they all stood up, Piper taking a little more time because of the extra pounds she had to carry, and awaited what was to appear in before them.
The spectacle of lights gave way to reveal none other than Prue Halliwell. The eldest Halliwell sister gazed at them with a conceited smile on her pale face.
"Have you missed me? Oh wait, of course you have, I'm Prue." she greeted fluffing her hair.
Phoebe and Piper gasped in excitement, and Paige just stood with her hands on her hips.
"Prue!" exclaimed Phoebe as she went to hug her older sister, but was unable to because of her oversized breasts. She comprised by just shaking her hand.
"Still a little skenck I see, you always were the weak one." muttered Prue with a forced smile.
Piper, who had been making her way toward Prue during the first greeting, finally wrapped her huge arms around her. "I've missed you so much!" she said happily.
Prue was almost crushed by Piper's obese body, but managed to escape from the bear hug. "Well, someone has packed on a few pounds. I always knew you'd be fat." said Prue rudely.
Piper backed away, leaving Paige standing by herself on the other side of the room. Prue grinned in a sadistic way and walked over to her, gazing at her baby sister for the first time ever.
"So, this is the accident." Prue commented circling Paige with interest. "You're pale, and nowhere near as strong as me." she challenged telekinetically throwing Phoebe into the living room.
Paige took the challege. "Oh yeah? Piper!" she called, as her sister was surrounded in a cloud of orbs. However, Piper was only moved a few feet before reappearing.
Prue grinned in satisfaction. "I'm the best, and always will be. Just get that through your head wannabe. I'm the strongest, for god's sake it should of been the POWER OF PRUE!"
Paige rolled her eyes. "That's no fair, your target was a couple of hundred pounds lighter than mine!" she wined with a stomp.
"Hey!" snapped Piper shooting out her large hands in an attempt to blow up her sister. Paige merely orbed out of the way and appeared behind Prue.
"Bet you can't top that." said Paige with a nod.
"Bet I can." replied Prue yet again with WAAAYY too much self confidence.
Phoebe finally walked back into the room, holding one of her breasts that was sagging down to her waist. "Look what you.." but she was interrupted as Prue astral projected and snapped a kick that sent Phoebe sprawling back into the living room.
"How is it that a skenky b!tch like that has survived all these years with inactive powers, yet I died?" asked Prue angrily.
"Yeah, I never really got that..." added Piper who looked at her watch. "LEO WHERE ARE MY COOKIES!"
~What will the Charmed Ones do now? Will Paige ever best Prue? Will Phoebe finally get an active power and not let her boobs slower her down...most likely no..AND finally and most importantly WILL PIPER EVER GET HER COOKIES??? STAY TUNED!~
