Post by noazmale on Jan 9, 2007 10:46:18 GMT -5
CHARMED
"Cole's Little Problem"
by J. B. Tilton
email: noazmale@isot.com
Rating: K
Disclaimer: "Charmed" and all related characters and events are the property of the WB television network, except for those characters specifically created for this story. This is a work of fan fiction and no infringement of copyright is intended.
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(Authors note: Just a little something suggested to me by a commercial I saw on television.)
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In his entire life Cole Turner had never felt like this. He was over one hundred years old. He was Belthazor, upper level demon and had been personal assistant to the Source of all Evil. He had vanquished powerful demons and witches alike. His name alone commanded fear and respect from virtually every demon in the underworld.
If they could see him now he would loose that respect and fear. The humiliation he was feeling was something he was totally unused to. To think that one of the most powerful demons in the underworld could come to this. It was embarrassing. It was worse than embarrassing. He couldn't think of a word that was bad enough to fit this.
"Are you okay?" Phoebe asked. "You look kind of funny."
"It's just embarrassing, that's all," said Cole. "Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. It's kind of a new experience, that's all."
"Just relax," said Phoebe. "I'm sure this happens all the time. It's really nothing to worry about. It's not like it's a reflection on your manhood or anything."
"That's easy for you to say," said Cole. "What if someone finds out? How will I ever be able to live down the embarrassment?"
"Your secret is safe with me," said Phoebe, smiling. "It will be our little secret."
"You won't even tell your sisters?" Cole asked. "I know you tell each other everything."
"Like I said," said Phoebe, "this will be our little secret. There's no reason for me to tell them everything. And I can see how uncomfortable this makes you. Maybe Leo can help. He's been around a long time, you know. I'm sure he can fix you up in no time."
"Maybe," said Cole thoughtfully. "In fact, I'm sure he can. He's a White Lighter. I'm sure he's come across this before with one of his charges. There are male witches, after all. And I'm sure that in the past sixty years he's had occasion to help one of them with something like this."
"He'll understand, I'm sure," said Phoebe. "And as a White Lighter he's bound to keep a secret even if you aren't technically one of his charges. You want me to call him for you? I'm sure he won't mind orbing in to give you a hand."
"No," said Cole, "he and Piper are probably busy with something. I'll talk to him about it later. I'm sure glad you understand about this. Some women wouldn't."
"Nonsense," said Phoebe. "I love you. Like I said, I'm sure this has happened before so it's not like it's all that unusual. Listen, maybe if I tried to explain it to you you'd feel a little better. I did take psychology in college and I learned that sometimes if you try to analyze exactly how things work it can make the transition easier."
"Well, okay," said Cole. "That might help. I just feel kind of funny having you explain this to me."
"That's okay," said Phoebe. "Now, it's actually very easy. First, you have to remove the flat tire. That part is relatively easy."
Cole listened patiently as Phoebe went through each step in changing a flat.
The End
If you've enjoyed this story, you can find more "Charmed" stories at my website, www.geocities.com/killeenmale/. You can also post your own "Charmed" stories if you like to write fan fiction.
"Cole's Little Problem"
by J. B. Tilton
email: noazmale@isot.com
Rating: K
Disclaimer: "Charmed" and all related characters and events are the property of the WB television network, except for those characters specifically created for this story. This is a work of fan fiction and no infringement of copyright is intended.
* * *
(Authors note: Just a little something suggested to me by a commercial I saw on television.)
* * *
In his entire life Cole Turner had never felt like this. He was over one hundred years old. He was Belthazor, upper level demon and had been personal assistant to the Source of all Evil. He had vanquished powerful demons and witches alike. His name alone commanded fear and respect from virtually every demon in the underworld.
If they could see him now he would loose that respect and fear. The humiliation he was feeling was something he was totally unused to. To think that one of the most powerful demons in the underworld could come to this. It was embarrassing. It was worse than embarrassing. He couldn't think of a word that was bad enough to fit this.
"Are you okay?" Phoebe asked. "You look kind of funny."
"It's just embarrassing, that's all," said Cole. "Nothing like this has ever happened to me before. It's kind of a new experience, that's all."
"Just relax," said Phoebe. "I'm sure this happens all the time. It's really nothing to worry about. It's not like it's a reflection on your manhood or anything."
"That's easy for you to say," said Cole. "What if someone finds out? How will I ever be able to live down the embarrassment?"
"Your secret is safe with me," said Phoebe, smiling. "It will be our little secret."
"You won't even tell your sisters?" Cole asked. "I know you tell each other everything."
"Like I said," said Phoebe, "this will be our little secret. There's no reason for me to tell them everything. And I can see how uncomfortable this makes you. Maybe Leo can help. He's been around a long time, you know. I'm sure he can fix you up in no time."
"Maybe," said Cole thoughtfully. "In fact, I'm sure he can. He's a White Lighter. I'm sure he's come across this before with one of his charges. There are male witches, after all. And I'm sure that in the past sixty years he's had occasion to help one of them with something like this."
"He'll understand, I'm sure," said Phoebe. "And as a White Lighter he's bound to keep a secret even if you aren't technically one of his charges. You want me to call him for you? I'm sure he won't mind orbing in to give you a hand."
"No," said Cole, "he and Piper are probably busy with something. I'll talk to him about it later. I'm sure glad you understand about this. Some women wouldn't."
"Nonsense," said Phoebe. "I love you. Like I said, I'm sure this has happened before so it's not like it's all that unusual. Listen, maybe if I tried to explain it to you you'd feel a little better. I did take psychology in college and I learned that sometimes if you try to analyze exactly how things work it can make the transition easier."
"Well, okay," said Cole. "That might help. I just feel kind of funny having you explain this to me."
"That's okay," said Phoebe. "Now, it's actually very easy. First, you have to remove the flat tire. That part is relatively easy."
Cole listened patiently as Phoebe went through each step in changing a flat.
The End
If you've enjoyed this story, you can find more "Charmed" stories at my website, www.geocities.com/killeenmale/. You can also post your own "Charmed" stories if you like to write fan fiction.
