Post by Melinda Halliwell on Jan 4, 2007 14:17:55 GMT -5
Be Careful What You Witch For
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the charmed characters they all belong to Aaron Spelling productions except Melissa.
Authors Notes: This is my series of charmed going from season two to seven all stories will be the same as that on the show except seasons two and three, which will class as one year because of Dan and Cole the rest will continue as normal.
Note: My stories will be a little different but still have the same outcome so the episodes fit together. All the characters of charmed including Andy Trudeau who didn’t die Darryl Morris Source will be recurring characters as well as Cole who worked for the Triad. I’ll be using spells from the show and some I create myself in these stories they’ll be different but have the same affect and better sounding.
Extra Note: This episode’s the same as Be Careful What You Witch For except for an added or changed scene and different people like Andy’s in here instead of Dick as is the Source and the Oracle not the Council who were the Triad as there vanquished now and a huge thing about Melissa’s future happens at the end.
Episode Eleven
Source’s Liar Tuesday Seventh March
It’s dark and foggy the Source in his black robes is standing in front of a dragon warlock who has a Genie bottle on the ground next to him the Oracles over by the other side on her pedestal.
Source: Time and time again the charmed ones have thwarted my plans but not just those other witches in San Francisco have also and from what I’ve learned all of them have been turned.
Dragon Warlock:My liegeI descend from a long line of Dragon Warlocks when my father died he left me three things the power of flight fire and the passion and hatred of those who killed him witches and I will not rest until all of them are put to rest.
Source: And what makes you think you can kill them? All those who’ve tried have failed.
Oracle:He will with a little help.
She clicks his fingers and smoke blows out of the bottle a male Genie appears.
Dragon Warlock:A Genie? You can’t be serious.
Oracle:Tell them what you told me.
Genie:Well actually that was kinda a thing just between you and me.
Oracle: (Forceful) Tell them.
Genie:Alright well the best way to destroy witches is not to treat them like witches but to treat them like humans most of your evil doers naughty types think it’s best to deprive humans of what they desire no the way to get them is to give them exactly what they desire you grant them wishes which’ll lead to their undoing.
Dragon Warlock:We don’t know that he’s a Genie.
Source: If I agree to this plan how do we proceed?
Genie:All you do is make sure the bottle crosses paths with the witches and let el Genie grandee here take it from there.
Dragon Warlock:With all due respect my liege Genie’s only work for themselves if he grants them three wishes he goes free how do you know he won’t betray you?
Oracle:Because although he’ll have his freedom he won’t be free from us.
Source: Exactly as long as you’re a Genie I can find you anytime anywhere.
Sunroom
Phoebe Leo Piper and Melissa are there Phoebe’s groaning while Melissa’s bandaging up her ankle.
Phoebe:Okay check my to do list it says bank dry clean and get a pedicure not kick box a beast I mean there I was walking along minding my own business and ‘wham!’ it was like a random attack a demonic drive-by.
Melissa moves the bandage up her ankle a bit hurting it more.
Phoebe: Ow that hurts.
Melissa: Well you sprained it, it will do.
Phoebe: (Pointing to Leo) why couldn’t you have healed it?
Leo: Because you weren’t dieing Phoebe.
Piper:Don’t worrysisnothing in our lives is random anymore.
Phoebe:Yeah and we keep saying that but what does it mean? Is there some kind of cosmic order to all this? Are we on some kinda list? And if so how many points are we worth?
Leo: Phoebe.
Phoebe:What? We’ve had a great time so far wiping out a tonne of nasties and thankfully not faced the source yet but I just wanna know if we’ve tripped some supernatural alarm or anything owie and will we really ever learn what it really means?
Melissa: Well not to sound all white lightery Aunt Phoebe but everything happens in its own time.
Leo: Exactly you can’t rush what’s to be.
Piper:Okay how about what already is Dan’s back in town from staying with his parents.
Leo:So?
Piper:So what am I goanna tell him? The last time I saw him I was about to marry you when he handed me proof that you were killed in ninety forty two. He’ll expect some kinda reaction.
Phoebe:How about "Hey Dan you're right I am a necrophiliac."
Piper:Phoebe.
She playfully hits her leg.
Phoebe:Ow why does everyone Phoebe me all the time?
Prue walks in wearing her fuchsia paisley blouse.
Prue:Hey.
Piper:Hey where you off to?
Prue: Lunch date at Café Le Bleu with Andy he’s meeting me from the police station.
Melissa: Oh how romantic.
Prue: Yeah well it’s the first time in ages we’ve been able to do that what with the constant demon attacks.
Piper:Okay well I’ve gotta open the club will you and Mel be alright?
Piper stands up.
Phoebe:Yes.
Melissa helps Phoebe up.
Phoebe: Thanks Mel I’m goanna walk around try and loosen up my ankle.
Hallway
They walk into the hallway and open the front door there’s a box sitting on the doorstep Prue picks it up.
Melissa: Hey what’s that?
Prue:I don’t know.
Prue opens the lid.
Piper: Somebody got a secret admirer?
Piper takes a bottle out of the box.
Phoebe:Eww it’s so dusty who would send us something like this?
Phoebe rubs the bottle the lid flies off and the Genie appears.
Genie:Your wish is my command.
They stand there in awe.
Prue: (In awe) Oh my god.
OPENING CREDITS
I am the son and the heir
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
See I’ve already waited to long
And all my hope is gone
STARRING
PRUDENCE TRUDEAU HALLIWELL
PIPER WYATT HALLIWELL
PHOEBE JAYNE HALLIWELL
MELISSA HALE
LEONARDO THEODORE WYATT
ANDREW TRUDEAU
DARRYL MORRIS
DANIEL GORDON
GUEST STARRING
THE SOURCE
THE ORACLE
DRAGON WARLOCK
GENIE
San Francisco Bay and City
Various parts of San Francisco bay and city are shown whilst Christina Aquilera’s “Genie in A Bottles” playing.
If you wanna be with me baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle you gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression gotta like what you do I’m a genie in a bottle baby gotta rub me the right way honey I’m a genie in a bottle baby come, come, come on and let me out
Lounge
Everyone’s there including the Genie.
Phoebe:I don’t get it you’ve been stuck in that bottle for two hundred years then someone finally sends you to us and you’ve no idea who licked the stamp? I find that very hard to believe.
Prue: What and a Genie man standing in our lounge wearing that offering to each grant a wish isn't?
Genie:What? I don't get it you win the lotto and you're asking for explanations?
Piper:Actually we'd like to know who to send the thank you note to.
Genie:I don’t know okay all I remembers you rubbed the lamp I came out and now I serve oh look at that mmm snacks.
He walks over to the table and picks up a peanut.
Genie: What I wouldn't give to taste food just once and to smell it even.
Leo: I don't trust him Genie's are tricksters by nature they can and will do anything just to be freed.
Genie: What’re you the butler? Come on everybody's got wishes I mean most people spend their entire lives with their wishes never coming true here's your chance.
Melissa:No ways this legit.
Genie:You think so? You’re not even getting any wishes.
Melissa: No but I saw Aladdin when I was five.
Genie: Well let me tell you lady this is the thing alright I stay here till I grant three wishes one from each of them.
He points to the charmed ones.
Genie: Those are the rules no wishes permanent house guest and let me tell you I snore make house calls and can't pay even you think I'll put the CD's back in the right case? No so why don’t you all talk amongst yourselves and I'll be over there because I’ve a hunch I’ll be staying here a while nice house by the way.
He walks into another room.
Prue: He's enjoying this.
Piper:Alright Leo what else do you know about Genies?
Leo:Well the good things they're not evil by nature they can't harm you unless you wish for something.
The Genie’s in the other room throwing a vase up in the air.
Phoebe:And what’s so dangerous about making a wish?
Melissa:Well with Genie's there's always an unforeseen consequence for example a man wishes for a car the next day his dad dies and he inherits his car.
Piper:So as long as we don't wish.
Leo:You're free and clear.
Prue:Clear enough to make a lunch date?
Melissa: Yes the further you stay away from him the better.
Phoebe: Okay you two go on ahead leave the Genie with the cripple I'm not really in a wishing mood.
Prue kisses her on the cheek.
Prue:Thank you gimp.
She leaves.
Piper:You sure?
Melissa: Don’t worry I’ll stay with her and we’lllook through the Book and see if we can UPS him back to wherever he came from.
Piper:Alright.
Leo and Piper leave the room Melissa holds onto Phoebe and helps her to walk out the room the Genie comes back in.
Genie:So uh what's it goanna be Master Phoebe?
Cafe Le Blue
Prue’s there with Andy.
Andy: Wow you actually found a Genie in our house?
Prue:Yeah and we’re stuck with him till we make three wishes.
Andy: Can’t you just send him back to where he came from?
Prue:We are Mel and Phoebe is looking in the Book of Shadows as we speak.
Prue looks at the menu.
Prue: So what would you like?
Andy: Mmm I don’t know if I fancy the Caesar salad or the steak what about you?
Prue:I might’ve the pasta.
Andy: Okay.
The Genie appears really tiny standing on the top of Andy’s menu.
Genie:Hey Andy.
He sees the Genie who jumps in his mouth and goes down his throat Andy starts acting like the Genie Andy dips his fingers in the butter.
Genie/Andy:Don't you just love butter? Oh creamy goodness to your health.
He licks off the butter.
Prue:Um Andy are you?
Genie/Andy:Sick and tired of this us having to snatch every moment we have just to be husband and wife because of constant demon attacks which’s stopping us from even having a physical relationship
Prue:Andy.
Genie/Andy: Well its true isn’t it? I mean come on there must’ve been a time in our lives before you were a witch and there were demons when we didn’t have this kind of trouble.
Prue: When we were teenagers yes but.
Genie/Andy: And wouldn’t you love to go back to that?
Prue: Who wouldn’t but I’m an adult now and that’s in my past I mean it’s not like that can happen again so.
Genie/Andy:If you want it your wish is my command.
He clicks his fingers and you hear a chime Prue’s face glows.
Attic
Phoebe's sitting on the couch whilst Melissa’s flipping through the Book of Shadows Genie appears.
Genie:Hi how about great fortune? You want that?
Phoebe:After taxes not worth it.
Genie:Okay what about land power beauty?
Melissa:She said no alright.
Genie: Excuse me I was talking to her not you uh who am I kidding?
Phoebe turns her head to Melissa.
Phoebe:Why’s he not in the book?
Genie: Because the only way to get rid of me is to make three wishes come on large or small I do all kinds only no world peace I can't do that.
Melissa: Of course not your job has limitations.
Genie:Yeah well so does yours.
He looks at Phoebe’s bandaged foot.
Phoebe:Occupational hazard.
Genie: Really? I thought the swelling would’ve died down a little since Miss Doctor here bandaged it for you sloppy work if you ask me.
Melissa goes right up close to him.
Melissa: (Angry) Hey buddy you better not questioning my medical talents or I’ll show you what I can really do like break every bone in your body.
Genie: Or you could let me grant your Aunt the wish to be as powerful as she wanted so that wouldn’t happen again.
Phoebe thinks about it for a second.
Melissa: Don’t even think about it Phoebe your not interested.
Genie:Oh not interested not interested in absolute power you're a rocket scientist you know that.
Clubroom
Leo and Piper are sitting at a table.
Piper:I mean poor Dan I mean it would just be so much easier if I could be honest with him but other than saying 'Leo’s a white lighter' what do I tell him?
Leo:What more does he need to know Piper? Can’t you just lie?
Piper: Honey I’ve done that enough already.
Dan walks downstairs Piper sees him.
Piper:Dan.
Dan: Ohyou’ve gotta be kidding me.
He starts to leave.
Piper:Um Dan wait.
She stands up and walks over to him.
Piper: I think it's time we talked.
Dan:I don't think there's anything to talk about Piper.
The Genie appears nearby.
Dan: It's your life.
Piper:Uh Leo can you give us a second please?
Leo:Sure yeah.
He walks away.
Dan:What do you expect from me? I’d really like to know because at this point I really don't know what to expect from you I mean how can you be married to this guy after everything I found out about him he's a fraud.
Piper:Dan I know who Leo is I always have.
Dan:What?
Piper:It's not that I don't appreciate everything you’ve.
Dan:Wait I've spent all this time worrying about you worrying about who he is and you've known all along?
Piper:Well uh it's very complicated.
Dan:Complicated, Complicated.
He leaves Leo comes back.
Piper:He's right he deserves to know but what can I tell him what am I gonna do? I just wish he could somehow move on with his life.
Genie:Your wish is my command.
He clicks his fingers and disappears.
Attic
Phoebe's still on the couch she’s reading a book with her glasses whilst Melissa closes the Book of Shadows the Genie appears next door and scares them.
Phoebe:Hey don’t do that.
Genie:Is that a wish?
Phoebe:No it’s not a wish.
Genie: So figured out how to get rid of me yet?
Melissa: Yes all we have to do is get you back in the bottle though we’ve no idea how to do that but we’ll figure it out.
Genie:Well wish it Master Phoebe and it’ll be so otherwise your only shots if I volunteered to leave willingly and news flash.
He sits on the footstool where Phoebe's foots resting and he hits her ankle.
Genie: That’ll never happen.
Phoebe:Oww!
Melissa hits Genie’s arm.
Melissa: Hey watch it with the leg man.
Genie:I'm sorry look could you stop trying to banish me long enough for me to try a little something on you its wish free.
The Genie starts massaging her foot.
Phoebe:Ow, ow, ow wow ooh oh how'd you learn to do that?
Genie:Little something a Sultan taught me.
Phoebe:Okay then just out of curiosity what would you wish for yourself? I mean you must’ve heard them all right? So what would be your wish?
Genie:That's easy I’d wish for the little things you know things people take for granted like the feeling of a sun tan the taste of ice cream preferably chocolate sex oh.
Melissa gives him a look on her face.
Genie: That looks like it could be a little bit of fun to be human yeah that's what I'd wish for so what did you do to yourself here?
Phoebe:I was demon duelling and one of my kicks was a little off centre.
Genie:So you uh finished them off with your scary witchy power?
Phoebe:No that, that’s my power.
Genie:That's it?
Phoebe:That and premonitions.
Genie:You're a witch with no real powers?
Melissa: Hey watch what you say Genie Phoebe has kick ass powers thank you.
Genie: No sure um premonitions those are those are great but.
Phoebe:I know I know I mean I’d love an active power but what can you do?
The Genie stands up.
Genie:You just did it.
Phoebe gets up and throws down her book her and Melissa both cover their mouths.
Genie: And I know exactly where to get one.
Phoebe:Was that a?
Genie: A wish? Yeah, yeah it was.
He clicks his fingers and a choker disappears from around his neck.
Genie: That's three and I'm free.
Melissa:Three? But that wasn't even one.
Phoebe: Yeah that wasn’t a real wish because I didn’t say “I wish”
Genie:That's three and I'm gone.
He starts leaving.
Phoebe:Okay if you're free then where's my power?
He leaves.
Phoebe: Hello Genie?
Driveway
Piper and Leo pull up in her car next door Dan’s talking to a real estate he has a for sale sign on his lawn Piper and Leo get out of the car.
Piper:Um I'll be right back.
She walks next door.
Dan’s Front Lawn
Dan:Well thank you very much for your time I appreciate it.
They shake hands and the real estate guy leaves.
Piper: Hey what's going on?
Dan:I um I got a job offer in Portland and have decided to take it.
Piper:Just like that?
Dan:Just like thatI think it's time to move on with my life don't you? Look I’ve gotta go.
Piper:Right.
Dan goes inside Piper walks back over to Leo.
Driveway
Piper: Something's not right.
Leo:Well it's probably for the best.
Piper:No something he said when I asked.
Suddenly Prue's cars heard screeching down the street she slams on the brakes and stops in front of the house Prue gets out looking different she has a fringe ands wearing braces Andy gets outta the other side.
Prue: Hey Piper check it out.
Andy: Wait Prue.
She runs up the stairs Andy follows.
Prue: So the valet guy said that this cool rides mine can you believe it? Ooh who's the cute boy?
Piper: Prue?
Prue:Hey you okay? I mean don't take this the wrong way but you're looking kinda old.
Piper:And you're back in braces when did this happen?
Andy: At the restaurant the Genie got into me somehow and made her wish a wish.
Piper and Leo look at each other they hear Phoebe scream from upstairs in the attic.
Piper: Phoebe?
Attic
Prue Leo Andy and Piper walk in.
Leo:Phoebe?
Melissa: She’s up there.
They look up seeing Phoebe floating in the air.
Andy: What happened?
Phoebe: I don’t know one minute I’m down there and the next I’m up here I can't get down and I don't know how I got up.
Melissa: Dad you better help her.
Leo: Right.
He goes over to Phoebe and levitates up to her level and helps her down
Leo:I've got you.
Phoebe: Thank you Leo.
Leo:No problem.
They land on the ground.
Prue:That was so totally cool so do I get that power when I get old too?
Piper:Alright let's get something straight we’re not old just older than you are right now for some reason.
Melissa:Wait a minute how old you exactly?
Prue:Seventeen.
Andy:Seventeen? Prue was a nightmare at that age why would she wish for that?
Leo:She didn't she probably wished for something she could only get by being seventeen.
Melissa: Which would explain why she has no memory of being older?
Phoebe:Yeah but how’s that even possible? I mean it's just so.
She starts floating again.
Phoebe: Wow.
Leo holds her arms.
Leo:Alright you know what? Why don’t you just keep your arms down until you learn how to work the controls okay?
Phoebe: Good idea.
Piper:(to Prue) so you sure you don't remember anything about witches Genies demons warlocks the Source?
Prue:No but it all sounds totally bitchin' this’ such a cool book what is it?
She starts flipping the pages of the Book of Shadows.
Piper:We'll tell you when you're older let go of it stop it stop it.
Melissa:Unfortunatelyyou guys have another problem at seventeen Aunt Prue didn't have her powers yet which makes you guys more vulnerable.
Phoebe:Yeah especially if whoever sent the Genies a demon or something.
Andy: Or even the Source.
You hear the front door fly open from downstairs.
Dragon Warlock:Where's my power? I want it back.
Phoebe:Who’s that?
Piper:A demon or something (to Prue) you two stay here Mel look after them.
Melissa: Right.
Leo Piper and Phoebe walk half way down the stairs.
Stairs
Leo:Remember what was said about wishes and strings attached? That Genie gave you a power but he must’ve stolen it from him.
Piper:So we’re thinking demon or warlock?
Phoebe:I don't know.
Prue comes downstairs.
Prue: Oh my god who's the hottie?
Andy comes down behind her.
Andy: Prue.
Piper:Oh my god gets her outta here now go you three.
Leo orbs Andy and Prue back upstairs the dragon warlock breathes fire at them Piper freezes it and him.
Piper: Okay.
Phoebe:Okay, okay alright.
Phoebe hops downstairs with Piper's help.
Piper:Easy.
Phoebe:Okay now what?
Piper:Well we can't vanquish him if we don't know what he is.
Phoebe:So why don't I just fly him outta here and dump him somewhere.
Piper:I don't know can you do that?
Phoebe:I’ve no idea but I can try and do that I mean I've always wanted an active power right?
Piper:Uh huh.
Phoebe:And if Superman could fly then I should be able to so let’s see what it can do.
Piper:Alright.
Phoebe:Alright.
Phoebe raises her arms and flies towards the dragon warlock she grabs him and he unfreezes Phoebe flies outside the house.
Piper:Phoebe?
Golden Gate Park
Flying above the park Phoebe drops him somewhere then circles round and heads home.
Attic
Piper and Melissa are there looking in a section of the book about the dragon warlock there’s no picture of him Leo walks in.
Leo: Your new little sister's in her bedroom checking out the clothes.
Piper:Nice to see some things never change uh I think we found our fire breather.
Phoebe flies past the window.
Phoebe:Uh guys?
Leo:(reading from the book) Dragon Warlock.
Melissa looks behind her but is not sure where the noise is coming from.
Leo: Most feared witch killer there is he can fly breathe fire.
Phoebe flies past another window Piper looks up also outside but sees nothing.
Leo: Has supernatural strength you're goanna need the power of three to vanquish him.
Piper:Which we don't have right now.
Melissa and her start walking towards the window.
Piper: If I ever find that Genie again I'm goanna wish him into oblivion.
Phoebe flies past the window again yelling.
Melissa: Did you hear that?
Leo:Hear what?
Suddenly Phoebe flies straight towards the window and crashes through it she slides across the floor her hairs all messed up.
Piper:Oh my god you alright?
Phoebe:Uh huh.
Piper and Melissa help her up.
Melissa: Alright?
Phoebe: I'm great.
Piper:Okay alright oh, oh alright.
Phoebe:Flying's awesome it's just the landing part that's a bitch.
Piper:Yeah alright people how do we fix this?
Melissa: Oh I know how according to the book we've gotta get the Genie back into the bottle It's the only way to undo the wishes and make everything back to normal.
Leo:Yeah but first we gotta find him and we don't even known where to start.
Phoebe:Well he's really got a thing for food maybe he went back to that cafe where he found Prue.
Melissa:It's worth a try.
Café Le Bleu
The Genie’s there sitting at a table and shoving food in his mouth Leo and Piper are nearby Piper freezes him and the restaurant and they walk over to him
Piper:This guy's not a Genie he's a pig.
She unfreezes him.
Piper: Hi wanna know what I'm wishing for now?
Genie: Look uh you're probably a little bit upset huh?
Piper:No I've moved past upset and straight to been pissed off you tricked us and now there's a warlock who’s trying to turn us into witch kebabs.
Genie:Warlock? What warlock?
Leo:A dragon warlock the one you stole the flying power from you remember him?
Genie:Wow he came already? Wait a sec how did he know where to look for it?
Piper:I don't know you tell us.
Genie:Well I didn't tell him look he probably just tracked it somehow that's all I don't know we're not partners I got this gig on my own.
Leo:Wait, wait, wait, wait gig? So somebody did send you who was it the Source?
Genie:Well you see that's part of the Genie client privilege thing I couldn't possibly tell you plus that and they'll kill me.
Piper:They're goanna have to wait in line alright let's go.
He picks up some food.
Piper: Put that down.
Genie:Hey let me have just one more.
Piper:Let's go no put that down.
Genie: You’re a real kill joy you know that.
Piper:You know what? You're going right back in that bottle buddy.
Suddenly the Genie disappears.
Piper: What happened? Where did he go? I thought you said free Genie's don't have powers.
Leo:They don't It's somebody who does must’ve wanted him badly.
Source’s Lair
The Source the Oracle the dragon warlock and the Genie are there.
Source: It has come to our attention that you’ve violated the pact your accuser will now speak.
Dragon Warlock:He used the Halliwells' wishes not to destroy them but to free himself from his bottle.
Oracle: What do you say to this charge Genie?
Genie:It was all part of the master plan alright and those witches would be dead right now if puff over here hadn't screwed everything up.
Dragon Warlock: Screwed everything up?
He grabs the Genie's clothes.
Dragon Warlock: You stole my flying power from me.
Genie:Borrowed okay the terms borrowed and I knew.
The dragon warlock lets go of his shirt
Genie: It would piss you off so bad that you’d be more motivated into getting out there and kill you some witches.
Source:But your plan failed the dragon's attack was thwarted.
Genie:Look you don't go after the witches with powers okay you go after the one without.
Oracle: But what about Melissa? I had a vision she’ll save Prue from the warlock.
Source: Not if I’ve anything to do with it.
Oh no the Charmed Ones have fallen foul to a Genie & the
Source is after Mel now he's so nasty isn't he? Will they turn it around & save the day & stop Mel from being killed? Read on & find out.
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of the charmed characters they all belong to Aaron Spelling productions except Melissa.
Authors Notes: This is my series of charmed going from season two to seven all stories will be the same as that on the show except seasons two and three, which will class as one year because of Dan and Cole the rest will continue as normal.
Note: My stories will be a little different but still have the same outcome so the episodes fit together. All the characters of charmed including Andy Trudeau who didn’t die Darryl Morris Source will be recurring characters as well as Cole who worked for the Triad. I’ll be using spells from the show and some I create myself in these stories they’ll be different but have the same affect and better sounding.
Extra Note: This episode’s the same as Be Careful What You Witch For except for an added or changed scene and different people like Andy’s in here instead of Dick as is the Source and the Oracle not the Council who were the Triad as there vanquished now and a huge thing about Melissa’s future happens at the end.
Episode Eleven
Source’s Liar Tuesday Seventh March
It’s dark and foggy the Source in his black robes is standing in front of a dragon warlock who has a Genie bottle on the ground next to him the Oracles over by the other side on her pedestal.
Source: Time and time again the charmed ones have thwarted my plans but not just those other witches in San Francisco have also and from what I’ve learned all of them have been turned.
Dragon Warlock:My liegeI descend from a long line of Dragon Warlocks when my father died he left me three things the power of flight fire and the passion and hatred of those who killed him witches and I will not rest until all of them are put to rest.
Source: And what makes you think you can kill them? All those who’ve tried have failed.
Oracle:He will with a little help.
She clicks his fingers and smoke blows out of the bottle a male Genie appears.
Dragon Warlock:A Genie? You can’t be serious.
Oracle:Tell them what you told me.
Genie:Well actually that was kinda a thing just between you and me.
Oracle: (Forceful) Tell them.
Genie:Alright well the best way to destroy witches is not to treat them like witches but to treat them like humans most of your evil doers naughty types think it’s best to deprive humans of what they desire no the way to get them is to give them exactly what they desire you grant them wishes which’ll lead to their undoing.
Dragon Warlock:We don’t know that he’s a Genie.
Source: If I agree to this plan how do we proceed?
Genie:All you do is make sure the bottle crosses paths with the witches and let el Genie grandee here take it from there.
Dragon Warlock:With all due respect my liege Genie’s only work for themselves if he grants them three wishes he goes free how do you know he won’t betray you?
Oracle:Because although he’ll have his freedom he won’t be free from us.
Source: Exactly as long as you’re a Genie I can find you anytime anywhere.
Sunroom
Phoebe Leo Piper and Melissa are there Phoebe’s groaning while Melissa’s bandaging up her ankle.
Phoebe:Okay check my to do list it says bank dry clean and get a pedicure not kick box a beast I mean there I was walking along minding my own business and ‘wham!’ it was like a random attack a demonic drive-by.
Melissa moves the bandage up her ankle a bit hurting it more.
Phoebe: Ow that hurts.
Melissa: Well you sprained it, it will do.
Phoebe: (Pointing to Leo) why couldn’t you have healed it?
Leo: Because you weren’t dieing Phoebe.
Piper:Don’t worrysisnothing in our lives is random anymore.
Phoebe:Yeah and we keep saying that but what does it mean? Is there some kind of cosmic order to all this? Are we on some kinda list? And if so how many points are we worth?
Leo: Phoebe.
Phoebe:What? We’ve had a great time so far wiping out a tonne of nasties and thankfully not faced the source yet but I just wanna know if we’ve tripped some supernatural alarm or anything owie and will we really ever learn what it really means?
Melissa: Well not to sound all white lightery Aunt Phoebe but everything happens in its own time.
Leo: Exactly you can’t rush what’s to be.
Piper:Okay how about what already is Dan’s back in town from staying with his parents.
Leo:So?
Piper:So what am I goanna tell him? The last time I saw him I was about to marry you when he handed me proof that you were killed in ninety forty two. He’ll expect some kinda reaction.
Phoebe:How about "Hey Dan you're right I am a necrophiliac."
Piper:Phoebe.
She playfully hits her leg.
Phoebe:Ow why does everyone Phoebe me all the time?
Prue walks in wearing her fuchsia paisley blouse.
Prue:Hey.
Piper:Hey where you off to?
Prue: Lunch date at Café Le Bleu with Andy he’s meeting me from the police station.
Melissa: Oh how romantic.
Prue: Yeah well it’s the first time in ages we’ve been able to do that what with the constant demon attacks.
Piper:Okay well I’ve gotta open the club will you and Mel be alright?
Piper stands up.
Phoebe:Yes.
Melissa helps Phoebe up.
Phoebe: Thanks Mel I’m goanna walk around try and loosen up my ankle.
Hallway
They walk into the hallway and open the front door there’s a box sitting on the doorstep Prue picks it up.
Melissa: Hey what’s that?
Prue:I don’t know.
Prue opens the lid.
Piper: Somebody got a secret admirer?
Piper takes a bottle out of the box.
Phoebe:Eww it’s so dusty who would send us something like this?
Phoebe rubs the bottle the lid flies off and the Genie appears.
Genie:Your wish is my command.
They stand there in awe.
Prue: (In awe) Oh my god.
OPENING CREDITS
I am the son and the heir
I am human and I need to be loved
Just like everybody else does
See I’ve already waited to long
And all my hope is gone
STARRING
PRUDENCE TRUDEAU HALLIWELL
PIPER WYATT HALLIWELL
PHOEBE JAYNE HALLIWELL
MELISSA HALE
LEONARDO THEODORE WYATT
ANDREW TRUDEAU
DARRYL MORRIS
DANIEL GORDON
GUEST STARRING
THE SOURCE
THE ORACLE
DRAGON WARLOCK
GENIE
San Francisco Bay and City
Various parts of San Francisco bay and city are shown whilst Christina Aquilera’s “Genie in A Bottles” playing.
If you wanna be with me baby there's a price to pay
I'm a genie in a bottle you gotta rub me the right way
If you wanna be with me I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression gotta like what you do I’m a genie in a bottle baby gotta rub me the right way honey I’m a genie in a bottle baby come, come, come on and let me out
Lounge
Everyone’s there including the Genie.
Phoebe:I don’t get it you’ve been stuck in that bottle for two hundred years then someone finally sends you to us and you’ve no idea who licked the stamp? I find that very hard to believe.
Prue: What and a Genie man standing in our lounge wearing that offering to each grant a wish isn't?
Genie:What? I don't get it you win the lotto and you're asking for explanations?
Piper:Actually we'd like to know who to send the thank you note to.
Genie:I don’t know okay all I remembers you rubbed the lamp I came out and now I serve oh look at that mmm snacks.
He walks over to the table and picks up a peanut.
Genie: What I wouldn't give to taste food just once and to smell it even.
Leo: I don't trust him Genie's are tricksters by nature they can and will do anything just to be freed.
Genie: What’re you the butler? Come on everybody's got wishes I mean most people spend their entire lives with their wishes never coming true here's your chance.
Melissa:No ways this legit.
Genie:You think so? You’re not even getting any wishes.
Melissa: No but I saw Aladdin when I was five.
Genie: Well let me tell you lady this is the thing alright I stay here till I grant three wishes one from each of them.
He points to the charmed ones.
Genie: Those are the rules no wishes permanent house guest and let me tell you I snore make house calls and can't pay even you think I'll put the CD's back in the right case? No so why don’t you all talk amongst yourselves and I'll be over there because I’ve a hunch I’ll be staying here a while nice house by the way.
He walks into another room.
Prue: He's enjoying this.
Piper:Alright Leo what else do you know about Genies?
Leo:Well the good things they're not evil by nature they can't harm you unless you wish for something.
The Genie’s in the other room throwing a vase up in the air.
Phoebe:And what’s so dangerous about making a wish?
Melissa:Well with Genie's there's always an unforeseen consequence for example a man wishes for a car the next day his dad dies and he inherits his car.
Piper:So as long as we don't wish.
Leo:You're free and clear.
Prue:Clear enough to make a lunch date?
Melissa: Yes the further you stay away from him the better.
Phoebe: Okay you two go on ahead leave the Genie with the cripple I'm not really in a wishing mood.
Prue kisses her on the cheek.
Prue:Thank you gimp.
She leaves.
Piper:You sure?
Melissa: Don’t worry I’ll stay with her and we’lllook through the Book and see if we can UPS him back to wherever he came from.
Piper:Alright.
Leo and Piper leave the room Melissa holds onto Phoebe and helps her to walk out the room the Genie comes back in.
Genie:So uh what's it goanna be Master Phoebe?
Cafe Le Blue
Prue’s there with Andy.
Andy: Wow you actually found a Genie in our house?
Prue:Yeah and we’re stuck with him till we make three wishes.
Andy: Can’t you just send him back to where he came from?
Prue:We are Mel and Phoebe is looking in the Book of Shadows as we speak.
Prue looks at the menu.
Prue: So what would you like?
Andy: Mmm I don’t know if I fancy the Caesar salad or the steak what about you?
Prue:I might’ve the pasta.
Andy: Okay.
The Genie appears really tiny standing on the top of Andy’s menu.
Genie:Hey Andy.
He sees the Genie who jumps in his mouth and goes down his throat Andy starts acting like the Genie Andy dips his fingers in the butter.
Genie/Andy:Don't you just love butter? Oh creamy goodness to your health.
He licks off the butter.
Prue:Um Andy are you?
Genie/Andy:Sick and tired of this us having to snatch every moment we have just to be husband and wife because of constant demon attacks which’s stopping us from even having a physical relationship
Prue:Andy.
Genie/Andy: Well its true isn’t it? I mean come on there must’ve been a time in our lives before you were a witch and there were demons when we didn’t have this kind of trouble.
Prue: When we were teenagers yes but.
Genie/Andy: And wouldn’t you love to go back to that?
Prue: Who wouldn’t but I’m an adult now and that’s in my past I mean it’s not like that can happen again so.
Genie/Andy:If you want it your wish is my command.
He clicks his fingers and you hear a chime Prue’s face glows.
Attic
Phoebe's sitting on the couch whilst Melissa’s flipping through the Book of Shadows Genie appears.
Genie:Hi how about great fortune? You want that?
Phoebe:After taxes not worth it.
Genie:Okay what about land power beauty?
Melissa:She said no alright.
Genie: Excuse me I was talking to her not you uh who am I kidding?
Phoebe turns her head to Melissa.
Phoebe:Why’s he not in the book?
Genie: Because the only way to get rid of me is to make three wishes come on large or small I do all kinds only no world peace I can't do that.
Melissa: Of course not your job has limitations.
Genie:Yeah well so does yours.
He looks at Phoebe’s bandaged foot.
Phoebe:Occupational hazard.
Genie: Really? I thought the swelling would’ve died down a little since Miss Doctor here bandaged it for you sloppy work if you ask me.
Melissa goes right up close to him.
Melissa: (Angry) Hey buddy you better not questioning my medical talents or I’ll show you what I can really do like break every bone in your body.
Genie: Or you could let me grant your Aunt the wish to be as powerful as she wanted so that wouldn’t happen again.
Phoebe thinks about it for a second.
Melissa: Don’t even think about it Phoebe your not interested.
Genie:Oh not interested not interested in absolute power you're a rocket scientist you know that.
Clubroom
Leo and Piper are sitting at a table.
Piper:I mean poor Dan I mean it would just be so much easier if I could be honest with him but other than saying 'Leo’s a white lighter' what do I tell him?
Leo:What more does he need to know Piper? Can’t you just lie?
Piper: Honey I’ve done that enough already.
Dan walks downstairs Piper sees him.
Piper:Dan.
Dan: Ohyou’ve gotta be kidding me.
He starts to leave.
Piper:Um Dan wait.
She stands up and walks over to him.
Piper: I think it's time we talked.
Dan:I don't think there's anything to talk about Piper.
The Genie appears nearby.
Dan: It's your life.
Piper:Uh Leo can you give us a second please?
Leo:Sure yeah.
He walks away.
Dan:What do you expect from me? I’d really like to know because at this point I really don't know what to expect from you I mean how can you be married to this guy after everything I found out about him he's a fraud.
Piper:Dan I know who Leo is I always have.
Dan:What?
Piper:It's not that I don't appreciate everything you’ve.
Dan:Wait I've spent all this time worrying about you worrying about who he is and you've known all along?
Piper:Well uh it's very complicated.
Dan:Complicated, Complicated.
He leaves Leo comes back.
Piper:He's right he deserves to know but what can I tell him what am I gonna do? I just wish he could somehow move on with his life.
Genie:Your wish is my command.
He clicks his fingers and disappears.
Attic
Phoebe's still on the couch she’s reading a book with her glasses whilst Melissa closes the Book of Shadows the Genie appears next door and scares them.
Phoebe:Hey don’t do that.
Genie:Is that a wish?
Phoebe:No it’s not a wish.
Genie: So figured out how to get rid of me yet?
Melissa: Yes all we have to do is get you back in the bottle though we’ve no idea how to do that but we’ll figure it out.
Genie:Well wish it Master Phoebe and it’ll be so otherwise your only shots if I volunteered to leave willingly and news flash.
He sits on the footstool where Phoebe's foots resting and he hits her ankle.
Genie: That’ll never happen.
Phoebe:Oww!
Melissa hits Genie’s arm.
Melissa: Hey watch it with the leg man.
Genie:I'm sorry look could you stop trying to banish me long enough for me to try a little something on you its wish free.
The Genie starts massaging her foot.
Phoebe:Ow, ow, ow wow ooh oh how'd you learn to do that?
Genie:Little something a Sultan taught me.
Phoebe:Okay then just out of curiosity what would you wish for yourself? I mean you must’ve heard them all right? So what would be your wish?
Genie:That's easy I’d wish for the little things you know things people take for granted like the feeling of a sun tan the taste of ice cream preferably chocolate sex oh.
Melissa gives him a look on her face.
Genie: That looks like it could be a little bit of fun to be human yeah that's what I'd wish for so what did you do to yourself here?
Phoebe:I was demon duelling and one of my kicks was a little off centre.
Genie:So you uh finished them off with your scary witchy power?
Phoebe:No that, that’s my power.
Genie:That's it?
Phoebe:That and premonitions.
Genie:You're a witch with no real powers?
Melissa: Hey watch what you say Genie Phoebe has kick ass powers thank you.
Genie: No sure um premonitions those are those are great but.
Phoebe:I know I know I mean I’d love an active power but what can you do?
The Genie stands up.
Genie:You just did it.
Phoebe gets up and throws down her book her and Melissa both cover their mouths.
Genie: And I know exactly where to get one.
Phoebe:Was that a?
Genie: A wish? Yeah, yeah it was.
He clicks his fingers and a choker disappears from around his neck.
Genie: That's three and I'm free.
Melissa:Three? But that wasn't even one.
Phoebe: Yeah that wasn’t a real wish because I didn’t say “I wish”
Genie:That's three and I'm gone.
He starts leaving.
Phoebe:Okay if you're free then where's my power?
He leaves.
Phoebe: Hello Genie?
Driveway
Piper and Leo pull up in her car next door Dan’s talking to a real estate he has a for sale sign on his lawn Piper and Leo get out of the car.
Piper:Um I'll be right back.
She walks next door.
Dan’s Front Lawn
Dan:Well thank you very much for your time I appreciate it.
They shake hands and the real estate guy leaves.
Piper: Hey what's going on?
Dan:I um I got a job offer in Portland and have decided to take it.
Piper:Just like that?
Dan:Just like thatI think it's time to move on with my life don't you? Look I’ve gotta go.
Piper:Right.
Dan goes inside Piper walks back over to Leo.
Driveway
Piper: Something's not right.
Leo:Well it's probably for the best.
Piper:No something he said when I asked.
Suddenly Prue's cars heard screeching down the street she slams on the brakes and stops in front of the house Prue gets out looking different she has a fringe ands wearing braces Andy gets outta the other side.
Prue: Hey Piper check it out.
Andy: Wait Prue.
She runs up the stairs Andy follows.
Prue: So the valet guy said that this cool rides mine can you believe it? Ooh who's the cute boy?
Piper: Prue?
Prue:Hey you okay? I mean don't take this the wrong way but you're looking kinda old.
Piper:And you're back in braces when did this happen?
Andy: At the restaurant the Genie got into me somehow and made her wish a wish.
Piper and Leo look at each other they hear Phoebe scream from upstairs in the attic.
Piper: Phoebe?
Attic
Prue Leo Andy and Piper walk in.
Leo:Phoebe?
Melissa: She’s up there.
They look up seeing Phoebe floating in the air.
Andy: What happened?
Phoebe: I don’t know one minute I’m down there and the next I’m up here I can't get down and I don't know how I got up.
Melissa: Dad you better help her.
Leo: Right.
He goes over to Phoebe and levitates up to her level and helps her down
Leo:I've got you.
Phoebe: Thank you Leo.
Leo:No problem.
They land on the ground.
Prue:That was so totally cool so do I get that power when I get old too?
Piper:Alright let's get something straight we’re not old just older than you are right now for some reason.
Melissa:Wait a minute how old you exactly?
Prue:Seventeen.
Andy:Seventeen? Prue was a nightmare at that age why would she wish for that?
Leo:She didn't she probably wished for something she could only get by being seventeen.
Melissa: Which would explain why she has no memory of being older?
Phoebe:Yeah but how’s that even possible? I mean it's just so.
She starts floating again.
Phoebe: Wow.
Leo holds her arms.
Leo:Alright you know what? Why don’t you just keep your arms down until you learn how to work the controls okay?
Phoebe: Good idea.
Piper:(to Prue) so you sure you don't remember anything about witches Genies demons warlocks the Source?
Prue:No but it all sounds totally bitchin' this’ such a cool book what is it?
She starts flipping the pages of the Book of Shadows.
Piper:We'll tell you when you're older let go of it stop it stop it.
Melissa:Unfortunatelyyou guys have another problem at seventeen Aunt Prue didn't have her powers yet which makes you guys more vulnerable.
Phoebe:Yeah especially if whoever sent the Genies a demon or something.
Andy: Or even the Source.
You hear the front door fly open from downstairs.
Dragon Warlock:Where's my power? I want it back.
Phoebe:Who’s that?
Piper:A demon or something (to Prue) you two stay here Mel look after them.
Melissa: Right.
Leo Piper and Phoebe walk half way down the stairs.
Stairs
Leo:Remember what was said about wishes and strings attached? That Genie gave you a power but he must’ve stolen it from him.
Piper:So we’re thinking demon or warlock?
Phoebe:I don't know.
Prue comes downstairs.
Prue: Oh my god who's the hottie?
Andy comes down behind her.
Andy: Prue.
Piper:Oh my god gets her outta here now go you three.
Leo orbs Andy and Prue back upstairs the dragon warlock breathes fire at them Piper freezes it and him.
Piper: Okay.
Phoebe:Okay, okay alright.
Phoebe hops downstairs with Piper's help.
Piper:Easy.
Phoebe:Okay now what?
Piper:Well we can't vanquish him if we don't know what he is.
Phoebe:So why don't I just fly him outta here and dump him somewhere.
Piper:I don't know can you do that?
Phoebe:I’ve no idea but I can try and do that I mean I've always wanted an active power right?
Piper:Uh huh.
Phoebe:And if Superman could fly then I should be able to so let’s see what it can do.
Piper:Alright.
Phoebe:Alright.
Phoebe raises her arms and flies towards the dragon warlock she grabs him and he unfreezes Phoebe flies outside the house.
Piper:Phoebe?
Golden Gate Park
Flying above the park Phoebe drops him somewhere then circles round and heads home.
Attic
Piper and Melissa are there looking in a section of the book about the dragon warlock there’s no picture of him Leo walks in.
Leo: Your new little sister's in her bedroom checking out the clothes.
Piper:Nice to see some things never change uh I think we found our fire breather.
Phoebe flies past the window.
Phoebe:Uh guys?
Leo:(reading from the book) Dragon Warlock.
Melissa looks behind her but is not sure where the noise is coming from.
Leo: Most feared witch killer there is he can fly breathe fire.
Phoebe flies past another window Piper looks up also outside but sees nothing.
Leo: Has supernatural strength you're goanna need the power of three to vanquish him.
Piper:Which we don't have right now.
Melissa and her start walking towards the window.
Piper: If I ever find that Genie again I'm goanna wish him into oblivion.
Phoebe flies past the window again yelling.
Melissa: Did you hear that?
Leo:Hear what?
Suddenly Phoebe flies straight towards the window and crashes through it she slides across the floor her hairs all messed up.
Piper:Oh my god you alright?
Phoebe:Uh huh.
Piper and Melissa help her up.
Melissa: Alright?
Phoebe: I'm great.
Piper:Okay alright oh, oh alright.
Phoebe:Flying's awesome it's just the landing part that's a bitch.
Piper:Yeah alright people how do we fix this?
Melissa: Oh I know how according to the book we've gotta get the Genie back into the bottle It's the only way to undo the wishes and make everything back to normal.
Leo:Yeah but first we gotta find him and we don't even known where to start.
Phoebe:Well he's really got a thing for food maybe he went back to that cafe where he found Prue.
Melissa:It's worth a try.
Café Le Bleu
The Genie’s there sitting at a table and shoving food in his mouth Leo and Piper are nearby Piper freezes him and the restaurant and they walk over to him
Piper:This guy's not a Genie he's a pig.
She unfreezes him.
Piper: Hi wanna know what I'm wishing for now?
Genie: Look uh you're probably a little bit upset huh?
Piper:No I've moved past upset and straight to been pissed off you tricked us and now there's a warlock who’s trying to turn us into witch kebabs.
Genie:Warlock? What warlock?
Leo:A dragon warlock the one you stole the flying power from you remember him?
Genie:Wow he came already? Wait a sec how did he know where to look for it?
Piper:I don't know you tell us.
Genie:Well I didn't tell him look he probably just tracked it somehow that's all I don't know we're not partners I got this gig on my own.
Leo:Wait, wait, wait, wait gig? So somebody did send you who was it the Source?
Genie:Well you see that's part of the Genie client privilege thing I couldn't possibly tell you plus that and they'll kill me.
Piper:They're goanna have to wait in line alright let's go.
He picks up some food.
Piper: Put that down.
Genie:Hey let me have just one more.
Piper:Let's go no put that down.
Genie: You’re a real kill joy you know that.
Piper:You know what? You're going right back in that bottle buddy.
Suddenly the Genie disappears.
Piper: What happened? Where did he go? I thought you said free Genie's don't have powers.
Leo:They don't It's somebody who does must’ve wanted him badly.
Source’s Lair
The Source the Oracle the dragon warlock and the Genie are there.
Source: It has come to our attention that you’ve violated the pact your accuser will now speak.
Dragon Warlock:He used the Halliwells' wishes not to destroy them but to free himself from his bottle.
Oracle: What do you say to this charge Genie?
Genie:It was all part of the master plan alright and those witches would be dead right now if puff over here hadn't screwed everything up.
Dragon Warlock: Screwed everything up?
He grabs the Genie's clothes.
Dragon Warlock: You stole my flying power from me.
Genie:Borrowed okay the terms borrowed and I knew.
The dragon warlock lets go of his shirt
Genie: It would piss you off so bad that you’d be more motivated into getting out there and kill you some witches.
Source:But your plan failed the dragon's attack was thwarted.
Genie:Look you don't go after the witches with powers okay you go after the one without.
Oracle: But what about Melissa? I had a vision she’ll save Prue from the warlock.
Source: Not if I’ve anything to do with it.
Oh no the Charmed Ones have fallen foul to a Genie & the
Source is after Mel now he's so nasty isn't he? Will they turn it around & save the day & stop Mel from being killed? Read on & find out.
