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Post by McGarrett on Feb 1, 2010 4:22:55 GMT -5
1. Blaming your farts on me..... not funny... not funny at all !!!
2. Yelling at me for barking. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG.
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. Stop it!
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo oooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. Dog sweaters. Hello??? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.
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Post by Patrick on May 15, 2010 21:57:41 GMT -5
Nice list. Here's my dog's list.
1) Doorbells. Shiny shoes. Loud footsteps. Masks. Anything to make me bark uncontrollably. I hate them and I don't know why. Where's a dog psychologist when you need one?
2) Being told to shut up when I bark. I'm a pomeranian. We're known as the Barkers from Hell, so get used to it. I'm just being protective...even if I bark at my own shadow at times.
3) Grabbing my paws. I'm just too scared you'll cut my nails, it freaking hurts! Sorry if I yelp everytime someone touches my paw, but I can't help it.
4) Baby talk. Stop with the "Tom-eranian". I'm a Pomeranian, as in Pom. And my name is Lucy, NOT "Tucy".
5) Balloons. Why bring them into the house? You know I hate them; how they move by themselves, hovering in the air above me. It's scary.
6) Being called 'cute' all day long. I'm more than cute you know. Like funny, smart, talented, well-fed ...
7) Being stepped on. I know I'm small, but geez. Ever heard of the term, 'Watching your step?'
8) When you leave me all alone with noisy and obnoxious kids.
9) Not being able to reach high places....Darnit!
10) When you say, "Treat", and get me all excited only to give me a little crumb off your plate.
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