Memorable Piper Halliwell Quotes

[Piper3]

to paige: "Use your god given magic"

[MarAcev]

From All hell breaks loose

"Barbara or Oprah? Barbara makes you cry, we'll go with Oprah"

[Piper3]

"They're welcome to come in Leo"

[danielle213]

"If you do anything to my baby I will kill you...I will hunt you and kill you even if it means coming back from the dead and dont think I wont find a way to do that."

[MarAcev]

Who are you?
I'M THE MOTHER

[danielle213]

I may be stuck in bed..but i'm not stuck on stupid...

[HollysFan]

I just watched A Knight to Remember last night and there were a ton in that episode:

Leo: Yeah, she's home. She's just a little, uh, indisposed at the moment.

Piper: W-wait, wait, you watched? What are you, like a peeping angel?
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Piper: Don't people usually storm out of the house when they're angry?
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Piper: Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.
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Piper: Paige, the Charmed Ones come first!

Phoebe: The Charmed Ones come first?

Piper: It always worked when Prue said it.
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Piper: And she still refused to come? Leo, we are up to our pointy little hats in demonic problems here. We need her.

Leo: She knows that.

Phoebe: I don't understand. We're her sisters.

Leo: Yeah, but that's not the reason you need her.

Piper: Is there more to that or are you just gonna leave us hanging?

[...]

Piper: It's a pressing reason.

Piper: I don't see what the big deal is. You'd think she'd want to move in here, considering the dump she lives in.

Phoebe: Piper.

Piper: Just wait till the Shocker Demon attacks her, then she might not be so resistant to the idea.
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Phoebe: "Defiant, clever, and independent." That kinda describes Paige, don't you think?

Piper: Yeah, along with stubborn, stubborn, and more stubborn.

Phoebe: All right, listen to this. "A powerful witch who came to the craft late but learned to use it quickly." I'm telling you, this is Paige.

Piper: What are you gettin' at?

Phoebe: Well, don't you think that it's a huge coincidence that Paige's fairy tale just happens to be in the Book of Shadows and that this Prince just happens to show up in the 21st century head over heels in love with her?

Piper: Connect the dots will you?

Phoebe: Okay, what if it's not a fairy tale? What if it's a memory? Paige's memory from a past life?

Piper: Now you're reachin'.
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Piper: Yeah. Paige, the evil Enchantress, same soul, different lifetime. She came through some magical portal looking for Prince carjack.
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Piper: Will be screwed. The world will plunge into darkness. Yadda, yadda, yadda!
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Piper: Well, then fine. We won't vanquish her. We'll bind her powers and send her back in time, hopefully a virgin.
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Paige: What is going on with this barging in thing? This is getting ridiculous.

Piper: Sorry. Thought he was attacking you.
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Paige: Okay! I can deal with this. Yeah. No wonder I related to her the most. Does this mean I'm evil?

Piper: Yeah.

Phoebe: No!

Piper: No.
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Piper: What are we supposed to do? Go back to the middle ages, the dark ages, or whatever hell ages those are?

[piperfan]

dude piper's got so many good quotes.

Piper: Get it, got it, good~A Paige from the Past

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Phoebe: It's about good vs evil and wrong vs right and ourselves as witches to fight the good fight.

Piper: Dr. Suess is that you~Muse to my Ears

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Piper's thoughts: Next time you can get your own d**n lipstick

Prues thoughts: I heard that

Piper's thoughts: I love you~They're Everywhere

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Piper: Well if leo doesn't find a way to reverse time this table against that door is not gonna help much~All Hell Breaks Loose

[chrmdbabe]

Witchness Protection-S7

Piper: Uh, you know what, it is kind of "blah", huh? I like the Moroccan one.

Leo: Piper other people are waiting.

Piper: Yeah, well, I've been waiting for years. Ever since Wyatt was born I've wanted a family portrait and it's always one thing or another. He's going you-know-what and you're going bonkers.

Leo: Ha, she exaggerates a little

[mom2wyattnchris]

"We are being arrested for kidnapping ourselves!"

[danielle213]

(answers her cell phone)
"Please tell me theres a demon somewhere cuz I really need to blow something up"
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"If I had legs.. I would kick you"

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Piper: "I dont get it. I mean why would a demon be interested in killing peoples dreams.I mean they're just harmless erotic fun"

Paige: "Did you just say erotic?"

Piper: "Exotic!. I said exotic!"

[marissa08]

ah, there are so funny piper quotes.


Phoebe: (to Paige) Notice anything different about me?
(Paige looks at her oddly)
Piper: Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee.

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Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?

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Piper: (sarcastically) Oh please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and its really cold.

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Piper: So your new-and-improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed?

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Piper: Phoebs, friendly little tip. Lay off the hairspray, there's a fire starter in the house.

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Piper: Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it?
Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister.
Piper: Haha, not for long!

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Phoebe: I don't understand. Am I the only person in this family who's inherited the "take a chance" gene?
Piper: Probably. Cause if i remember my biology correctly, its attached to the "can't mind my own business" gene.

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Paige: My sweater shrunk
Piper: Ah, come on. You've worn tighter things than that.

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Paige: We kick evil's a** every day.
Piper: Sometimes twice a day.

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Piper: He's a salesman in a Women's shoe store. What are the chances he's not gay?

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Phoebe: Am I the world's biggest b*tch or what?
Piper: (thinks for a second) Nah, too easy.

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(After seeing Phoebe making out with Cole)
Piper: Okay, here it is. We go home, we vomit....
Paige: And?
Piper: That's all i got so far.
Paige: okay.

[hollyfan4ever]

Piper is a woman too easy to quote quotes for.

Phoebe: What did you ask for anyway?
Piper: If Prue would have $ex with someone other than herself this year.

(body-less) Piper: Head count! No jokes, just do it.

All I can think of right now...

[pheebs13]

<sup>how about this:

Paige:Piper!...Who's that?
Piper:This is Hope...She's the new guardian of the box..To bad there's nothing left for her to guard!


Piper: Paige tried to tell me Cole was evil...Over and over and over...and over...and over It doesn't even sound like a word anymore!!


Love those!</sup>

[chrmdfn88]

"Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy"

-Piper in Dead Man Dating

[*Sammi!*]

Piper: The last sister that trusted you ended up baring your demonic spawn
Cole: Not one of my finer moments

[marissa08]

Paige: What just happened?
Piper: The freaking furniture just attacked us.

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Piper: [to Paige] Geez, you're like my husband with boobs.

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Piper: Wow, prenatal yoga this morning and now you want to crash a stranger's funeral? You really do need friends.
Paige: You're mean.

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Paige: So I basically come off as this big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser.
Piper: No, Paige, you're a big, dumb, fat, unemployed loser who saves the world.

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Paige: I can understand wanting to take a break from guys but, come on... she's gonna run out the batteries.
Piper: Aw, Paige.
Paige: What?
[Paige's cell phone rings]
Paige: Hello? Oh, hey, Phoebe. We were just talking about you.
Piper: And your batteries.

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Paige: I can't believe I destroyed the house.
Phoebe: What I can't believe is what you almost saw in the hotel room. If you had gotten there five minutes earlier...
Piper: Lalala. Over sharing.

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Paige: [speaking to Piper in an alternate reality] And you, you're not La Femme Nikita, you're a Charmed One. Yeah, you don't mind kicking a** when you have to, but otherwise you'd rather be hanging out with your sisters, baking cookies, or knitting booties.
Piper: Knitting booties? Clearly you don't know me at all.

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Paige: Well guys, we better come up with a plan, because Lord Dyson is out there, getting stronger as we speak.
Phoebe: Thanks to Piper...
Piper: ALLRIGHT!

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Phoebe: What are those?
Piper: Slipcovers. To keep the furniture clean. Although I've come to the conclusion we should probably just stand from now on

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Paige: How do you like my outfit?
Piper: You look like you're not going to help clean up.
Paige: You've got that right. I'm gonna go meet Glen. And besides, isn't everything just gonna get messed up again anyway?
Piper: Bite your tongue.

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Leo: Piper, I need you to help me find Paige.
Piper: I'm not talking to her until she cleans up her room.

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Paige: He met some bimbette while climbing the Matterhorn.
Piper: At Disneyland?
Paige: No, Switzerland.

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Piper: So, here's the deal. We'll spare your lives if you pull your skanky little power out of her.

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Piper: (to Paige) You stole our sacred book so you could perform magical plastic surgery on yourself?

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Piper: I think I know how to find the demon...

Piper: -stration. Demonstration.
[indicates Paige]
Piper: She knows what I'm talking about.

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Leo: [talking about making a costume for Wyatt's school play] You wanted a normal life, remember?
Piper: [at the book, willing to conjure a costume] Look, that was before I realized our son was going to be humiliated in front of his entire class!
Billie Jenkins: Happened to me all the time. Only made me stronger.
Piper: And shut it!

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Leo-So, does Phoebe work here, too?
Piper- Phoebe? Work? No, no, no, no. She is probably at her gay and lesbian support group right now.

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Piper (making a potion): Ok, we need some pigs' feet. They should be right next to the mandrake root.
Paige: Aww...poor piggies. Pigs are actually very creative animals. And smart too.
Piper: Yeah, not this one.

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Piper (to phoebe) (Piper’s memory has been accidentally erased by Paige): Do you blow things up too?

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Paige: What the hell was that for?
Phoebe: Uh, I don't know. You'd have to ask him.
Piper: Okay. Why did your mommy push Paige out the window?

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Paige: Piper, vanquishing demons is not a sport!
Piper:It is if your good at it!

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Patty Halliwell: Did we miss anything?
Piper Halliwell: No, well, we changed the past and fixed the future and saved the present. That's all.

[chrmdfan4906]

paige: stop yelling at death!
piper: wel hes pissing me off!

piper: its not nice to piss off mother nature

phoebe: honey...whyh did you vanquish watermelon?
piper: (in squeaky voice) i didnt vanquish watermelon!!!

[pipercharmedphreak]

not sure if this one has been said yet but:
Piper: Not now Leo, I'm not in the mood. (Malice in Wonderland)

It's not necessarily the quote itself but the way she says it.. buried underneath her blankets!

[*Sammi!*]

Leo: Its time to go
Piper: I dont want to go, because if I do, it means that she isnt coming back.

and then later crying on Leo's shoulders
- why did they put us through so much, for it to end this way?

(These quotes always make me cry)