spiritsas
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Understand the message of Charmed
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Post by spiritsas on Jan 17, 2008 22:38:18 GMT -5
One in S8, in the Jung and the Restless, when they are forced to explore their selfishness in their dreams by the Jenkins.
Phoebe: Well...it was about me... and Coop, and we were doing stuff...
Piper: Great, I'm wracked with guilt over wanting Leo back and you're having sex dreams.
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Post by badgideon on Jan 25, 2008 10:20:45 GMT -5
Season 5 Witches In Tights. Piper and Paige have just talked about Paige's problem with having sex with Dave. Phoebe calls and tells Piper she can't watch the Elder. Phoebe " Can't Paige come?" Piper " Apparently Not." Just love that exchange between the two.
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Post by forevercharmeduk on Jan 26, 2008 15:05:37 GMT -5
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Qj
Innocent
Family first, Sisters forever...
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Post by Qj on May 15, 2008 3:20:48 GMT -5
Piper to Elders:I want wait no I DEMAND you send Leo back to me
Piper To Elders:I am going to stand right here till you send Leo back to me My heart broke on the eposide, I just wanted to reach through the TV screen and give Piper a hug =( |
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Post by hisangelprincess12 on May 24, 2008 2:07:41 GMT -5
Piper: You asked me to marry you and I did, you asked for a family and I gave you a son and now you want me to watch you simply walk away?
Oh My goddess part 2
I think that is the quote. I haven't watch season 5 for a couple months and my friend borrowed it. If it is wrong let me know
Piper's Fearless spell
Locked in boxed in full of fear my panic grows manic till I can't hear in need of reprieve so that I can breathe remove my fear please make it leave
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Post by charmedones163 on Jun 6, 2008 4:54:03 GMT -5
 [Piper is standing in front of the empty Book of Shadows stand, mouth open in shock.] Piper: Evil got the Book of Shadows. How did evil get the Book of Shadows? Phoebe: Oh no. Piper: Oh no, Phoebe? A demon has the Book of Shadows. Oh no doesn't quite cover it. Cole: Let me go see what I can find out. (He turns to leave but Phoebe stops him.) Phoebe: No, wait. Uh, Piper, promise me you're not going to overreact. Piper: Is that even possible? Phoebe: I think that, uh, maybe… well, it-it might-might be feasible that uh, Paige borrowed the book. Piper: Wait, why-why would you think that? Phoebe: See? Now this is what I meant about overreacting. It's just that… Cole: You let Paige take the Book of Shadows out of the Manor? Phoebe: Well, no, I did not let her. It's just she left pretty quick, and she looks like she might have… (She looks at the open window.) Piper: Out of the window? Phoebe: Piper, I don't… Piper: Phoebe, why would you even leave her alone with it? Phoebe: Well, because she's our sister. (Piper laughs.) Piper: Not for long!
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xoFeliciaFinleyxo
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*It's me charmedandhollyfan, just changed my name* I LOVE FELICIA FINLEY!!! She's my idol!!
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Post by xoFeliciaFinleyxo on Jul 6, 2008 19:14:13 GMT -5
Piper: Hey, Ray, did the band leave yet?
Ray: I'm sorry, ma'am, we're not open yet.
Piper: Hahaha, very funny.
Ray: You'll have to come back tonight.
Piper: Look, Ray, I'm missing dinner time with my kid because the band cancelled, okay. I'm not in the mood for jokes.
Ray: They didn't cancel, the owner fired them. Too bad too, they were good. You one of their groupies?
Piper: Wh? No, I'm your boss and I'm gonna fire you if you don't move it.
Ray: Look, lady, there's a bar open up the road if you really need a drink, okay?
(Mabel and Jack walk out of the back room, straightening their clothes.)
Jack: I have to admit, Piper, when you said that there'd be fringe benefits, you weren't kidding.
Mabel: Oh, I'm all about job satisfaction.
Jack: Yeah? What about after hours?
Piper: Yeah? So do I! And you're gonna be one sorry dude if you don't move.
(Mabel sees Piper and hides behind Jack.)
Mabel: Oh, uh, you know what? There is some work I have to deal with but I'll try to wrap it up early. Why don't you come by the house after your shift.
Piper: Like you could! (She freezes Ray and walks past him. Mabel goes in the back room. Piper unfreezes Ray and walks over to Jack.) Why is Ray acting like he doesn't know me? Would you please tell him who I am?
Jack: Sure. Who are you?
---The Power of Three Blondes
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Post by xxcharmedbellxx on Dec 4, 2008 6:02:20 GMT -5
Piper: Okay well Leo you better take good care of Wyatt while i'm away
Leo: yes honey
Piper: I'm serious mister, one hair on the head out of place, you and me...issues
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Piper: okay i'm not going to get mad.. i'm just going to...BLOW YOU TO PEICES!
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[Piper blows up Leo]
Piper: there is no way i'm letting you walk those muddy feet in my house
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Piper: We can't have a demon in the family (in posh accent)
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[Piper blows up Paiges chair]
Pheobe: Piper I don't think that was a demon
Piper: I know... I just thought it was ugly
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A demon disguised as a guardian:
If put into the wrong hands Pandora's box can unleash terrible gloom upon the world...and I'm about to do the same!
Piper:.....Oh crap
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[Piper tries to use her powers in the underworld and it has a weak effect]
Piper:....um, next time i'll us FULL force..yeah
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Piper: since when do we help gnomes?
Piper:....and why is the G silent?
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Post by magiklegirl on Dec 11, 2008 15:05:31 GMT -5
"the hell I will!"
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xoFeliciaFinleyxo
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Post by xoFeliciaFinleyxo on Feb 1, 2009 11:07:22 GMT -5
Piper: I don’t know which is worse – the fact that I’m dying or that, apparently, I’m gonna be spending my last dying moments with you.
Cole: I’d say that’s what you should be worried about. You’re not looking so hot. (He smiles.) What?
Piper: What? Don’t what me, Cole. What are you doing here?
Cole: You called for me.
(Piper chuckles.)
Piper: I didn’t call for you.
Cole: You asked for help. Here I am.
Piper: Like hell. You’re the answer to my prayers? I don’t think so. That’s just plain…
Cole: Nice try.
Piper: Shut up.
Piper: Since when do you quote Shakespeare?
Cole: It’s a recent affliction, actually. But the demon is right, you know. It is all about love.
Piper: What are you exactly? Ghost, demon, poltergeist, nightmare?
Cole: None of the above. We’re caught in a cosmic void…between life and death.
Piper: I’m stuck with you?
Cole: No. If you play your cards right, you can get out of this nasty limbo. I’m the one who’s here for all eternity.
Piper: Paying penance for your evil past.
Cole: You always were the smart one.
Piper: Cut the crap.
Cole: And direct. I miss that. Actually no, I don’t.
Piper: Can you please just tell me what you’re doing here?
Cole: Simple. I’m here to help keep you and Leo together.
Piper: Right.
(She walks away. Cole appears.)
Cole: I’m trying to do a good deed here, make sure that you don’t end up like me, and this is the thanks I get.
Piper: I know what you’re doing. This is just a ploy to break out of your ungodly plane and back into our lives. See? I’m right.
Cole: I’ll be the first to admit I’m not above having an ulterior motive.
Piper: Exactly.
Cole: But I’m here for one reason and one reason only: To help you find your love while you still can.
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Cole: Stubbornness is definitely a family trait. (He picks up a photo of Phoebe.) You’ve tried going upstairs twice, out the front door four times, and through the wall five… (Piper gets thrown out of the wall and across the room.) Make that six times. But hey, you haven’t tried the chimney yet.
(Piper gets up.)
Piper: I thought ghosts could go any damn place they pleased.
Cole: You’re still attached to your body. You’re not a ghost. But you will be if you don’t start trusting me. There is only one way out of here.
-- Their both from The Seven year Witch!
That's a funny episode becasue Piper has so many funny remarks to Cole!
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Post by stottie92 on Feb 17, 2009 15:01:04 GMT -5
Piper: You asked me to marry you and I did. You wanted a family and I gave you a son. And now you want me to watch you just walk away?!
Piper- I don't want to connect!
Phoebe- Ok, well we have to try, what do we have to lose?
Piper-Apparently...our clothes!
Later
Piper: Woah! Wo wait! What are you doing?
Phoebe-When in Rome...
Piper: No, no, no. We're not in Rome, we're in California and its illegal here!
Piper: I dreamt an animated musical last night...Is that normal?
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Post by thedinosaurking on Oct 28, 2015 23:20:28 GMT -5
Piper to Elders:I want wait no I DEMAND you send Leo back to me
Piper To Elders:I am going to stand right here till you send Leo back to me this is exactly the one i thought of when i read the thread title. |
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Post by Prenda on Apr 29, 2016 5:05:34 GMT -5
Season 7, Episode 4: Charrrmed!
Phoebe: Yo-ho, hello.
Piper: Did you just call me a ho?
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Post by Polarity on Jan 30, 2017 22:14:46 GMT -5
My favorite's already been quoted, "I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower??"
Also love... "Nancy Drew coming through!"
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Esmeralda
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Post by Esmeralda on Jan 31, 2017 19:28:50 GMT -5
My favorite's already been quoted, "I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower??" Also love... "Nancy Drew coming through!" Early Piper always got the best lines! Too bad that changed after Prue died. |
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Post by sol on Feb 1, 2017 3:08:50 GMT -5
She is always funny
Piper: Yeah. Sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out and we pretty much know who to invite
Piper: So let me get this straight. You summoned me to a cage where our powers don't work so, what, we could all die together?
Paige: I'll admit the plan has a few flaws.
Piper: I'll play the bitch, you play the witch, ok?
Phoebe: You wanted a normal life more than all of us, right? So what's changed all of a sudden?
Piper: I'm a little neurotic. What do you want from me?
Soothsayer: How many times a day do you have sex?
Piper: A *day*? What, are you crazy?
[aside, to Leo]
Piperl: No wonder you wanted to see him. Are you kidding me?
Phoebe: Well, yeah. I'm sorta thinking that adoption might be my only option at this point. Paige: Now, Phoebe, that's ridiculous.
Phoebe: Why? What's wrong with adoption? You were adopted.
Piper: Ah. That reminds me. We need eggs.
Phoebe: Oh, eggs I have. It's the sperm I'm missing.
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Post by Polarity on Feb 1, 2017 17:30:43 GMT -5
My favorite's already been quoted, "I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower??" Also love... "Nancy Drew coming through!" Early Piper always got the best lines! Too bad that changed after Prue died. She really did! Though she sometimes still got good lines after Prue. That Nancy Drew quote was from the episode where Phoebe was on jury duty. And oh, just thought of another one.. "What is this, a brothel??" - Miles episode, "A Witch in Time" (I think that's the name) |
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Esmeralda
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Post by Esmeralda on Feb 1, 2017 20:03:39 GMT -5
Yeah - but most of those lines were mean... I don't find mean funny.
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Post by sol on Feb 3, 2017 2:17:15 GMT -5
Piper was always witty, she was self-mocking and down-to-earth at the same time
These bitter words were more incisive than a burst of anguish
In all the eight seasons, Piper's comment lighten the circumstance and I love her when she don't take seriously her sisters kicks
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Post by Charmed by Piper on Aug 23, 2017 6:00:06 GMT -5
I'm being stalked by psycho killers and I hide in the shower -Chick flick Phoebe: What are you doing, Piper? Piper: I am taking my own advice! Followed by... "No wonder you wanted to see him." From Muse to my ears: Phoebe: Us theme, you potion Piper: Me peeved, you annoying From All hell breaks loose "Barbara or Oprah? Barbara makes you cry, we'll go with Oprah" "They're welcome to come in Leo" Who are you? I'M THE MOTHER "We are being arrested for kidnapping ourselves!" "Leave it to me to fall for a dead guy" -Piper in Dead Man Dating What a great thread. Love all of these moments, brings back memories.  Now to add some other ones of my own. More to come... Phoebe: (talking to Paige) "Notice anything different about me?"
Piper: "Engagement ring. Notice it or wear coffee" ------------------------------------------ Piper: "You know if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often" Heh. ------------------------------------------ Paige: "What just happened?" Piper: "The freaking furniture just attacked!" ------------------------------------------ Piper: "Yeah, well I couldn't wait six to eight weeks for delivery!" Prue: "That is so personal gain" Piper: "No, 'cause we need all this stuff!" ------------------------------------------ Piper: "TV shut up, mute...something"
------------------------------------------Piper: (to Phoebe) "Opening up a can of whoop-ass!"
------------------------------------------ Piper: "Didn't he just give you a raise?" Phoebe: "Yeah, but that was just a bribe so i wouldn't quit" Piper: "Ah, a woman with principles. I admire that" ------------------------------------------ Piper: "Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Prue: "Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?"
Piper: "Okay, why is Prue not answering Pipers question?"
------------------------------------------Leo: "Piper this is completely illegal" Piper: "Yeah, well so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Lets not get technical now" |
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